In what inventive way did Gazza imitate Gary Naysmith's dad's moustache?
How did Richard Gough leave David Moyes needing "about nine stitches"?
Why could Thomas Gravensen not follow the rules?
And why is Naysmith still scared of Archie Knox now?
Listen to the latest edition of the Official Everton Podcast to hear Naysmith, Gough and David Weir regale tales from their time with the Toffees, discuss their teammates and former managers, and explain why they all relished the challenge of having to prove themselves to Evertonians.
On this week's podcast, our guests also reveal how Knox and Walter Smith's brutal honesty got the best out of them, while Weir details the elation he felt at getting to partner "footballing idol" Gough at Everton - and the torment he suffered on the day Smith was sacked.
Naysmith also talks about being "starstruck" on his arrival at Everton's Bellefield training ground, discusses his Blues regret, and explains why he was "blinded" to how good a manager Moyes was until leaving the Club for Sheffield United.
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