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is 40 too old
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,385
    Have all the opinion you want. I think it helps you.
    Mention me ? Why would they ? When does anyone discuss what that they look like ?


    Bothers you im nothing like you hope doesnt it ?

  • AussieSheila
    Posts: 1,748
    Snowcone said:

    I do and he's a good looking lad. You're talking out yerarse. Damo is the sort of person I'd lile my son to grow to be. A good role model. You are the sort of person I'd like to cover with concrete.


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    The feeling is mutual I can assure you.

    Armchair wannabes like you whose sole ambition in life is to live in Cheshire and then attempt to look down on those he left behind like you I can do without. And even more so those who never go to a game.

    Which BEGS (pardon the pun) the question. What are YOU doing on this forum?

    Selling your shoes? Seriously? Are the rates that high in Cheshire? But we are happy to help you and to do anything we can to try and keep you and your ilk from falling back into the gutter from which you sprung .

    And more importantly out of Cheshire. That would be your biggest nightmare. That's my stomping ground. No room for any more wannabes.

    I like to shoot (clay pigeons). Never thought to mention it. But then never felt the need to.



  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,913
    AussieSheila said:

    Snowcone said:

    I do and he's a good looking lad. You're talking out yerarse. Damo is the sort of person I'd lile my son to grow to be. A good role model. You are the sort of person I'd like to cover with concrete.


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    AussieSheila said:

    Snowcone said:

    I do and he's a good looking lad. You're talking out yerarse. Damo is the sort of person I'd lile my son to grow to be. A good role model. You are the sort of person I'd like to cover with concrete.


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    Wannabe what?
    AussieSheila said:


    AussieSheila said:

    The match? Grounds not good enough for me. When they can offer a level of comfort that I consider suitable, I probably still won't go. I'm not as bothered about living in Cheshire as you seem to be. I'd move tomorrow, not to Liverpool theough, its a shithole.

  • zagan
    Posts: 4,706
    AussieSheila said:

    Gutted.

    But, are you using me as an excuse not to reveal yourself? Who btw knows what you look like? No-one has mentioned it so it obviously wasn't memorable.

    I have a very sinister opinion of you. Dark past.....or so afraid that the reality may not match up.

    Scary & best avoided (if you're female/male/not sure).


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    haha you ain't got a jar of glue, you fking mess
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    blue32years said:

    For a tattoo ?


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    im afraid so mate, yer past yer best and im betting you have to go to the toilet at least twice in the middle of the night...so sit in yer armchair open up a packet of werthers originals.. and wait for that chap called death! ;-)
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,385
    Ha ha

    funnily enough since ive stopped boozing I dont pee in the night.

    I do love werthers though
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    blue32years said:

    Ha ha

    funnily enough since ive stopped boozing I dont pee in the night.

    I do love werthers though


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    as long as you dont own a cardigan...there is still hope!
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,385
    Arent cardigans trendy now ?
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    Somat about men's thinking at 40. It's what i had for my 40th too, but so as no regrets later on i decided to design mine. Go for it blue mate...
  • AussieSheila
    Posts: 1,748
    blue32years said:

    Have all the opinion you want. I think it helps you.
    Mention me ? Why would they ? When does anyone discuss what that they look like ?


    Bothers you im nothing like you hope doesnt it ?


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    I'm convinced you are an ex-con or wanted. Appeals to my creative/dramatic side.

    I have another theory which is so dark I can't bring myself to repeat it.

    So get shooting those Roos Bro!
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,385
    Ex cons aren't left in charge of ortho units. Hate to burst ya bubble like.


    I actually think you're mental ya know ?
  • AussieSheila
    Posts: 1,748
    blue32years said:

    Ex cons aren't left in charge of ortho units. Hate to burst ya bubble like.


    I actually think you're mental ya know ?


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    So YOU say!

    How did Jimmy get near kids?

    I actually think you are defending yourself against a 'mental' far too much.........

    I'm on the right track. I'll keep my antennae on alert. If you've got nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. So just humour me, or ignore me. If you can.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,385
    Might flag that
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,788
    go on
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,913
    .
  • AussieSheila
    Posts: 1,748
    blue32years said:

    Might flag that


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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Best laugh I've had all day (and night).

    Sleep peacefully.

  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,385
    It thinks I was serious
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,706
    Might flag that

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    Sheila the Squealer...... 
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    good morning blue, hope you have taken yer cod liver oil tablets this morning (they are fantastic for the joints)..and dont you over do it to day at work today..you take it easy old fella! ;-)
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 966
    At that advanced age, it is not just a statement of style, to have a tattoo- it is all about practicality. You should have words like Eggs, Milk, Bread, Lard and Mints tattooed on your arm, in large print. This will reduce the inevitable confusion, when you go out. If nothing else, you will be reminded of your reason for going out in the first place. Have your blood group printed on the inside of your lower arm- this will aid paramedics if you have a stroke in the shopping precinct and gash your head on a plant pot. This is very prudent- it could be a matter of life and death. Highlights of your medical history could be listed on your legs. In the hospital, they will need this information, and they are not going to get it by asking- you will be wibbling on about e’s and the Hacienda.

    If you have life cover, get the insurer’s name and policy number printed in an intimate place, so your children will not see it and get ideas. You might think that the soles of the feet is a good location, but it is not- what if they creep into your bedroom while you are asleep?

    To make best use of your free taxi service, have your name and address tattooed onto your forehead. If you live in sheltered accommodation, add your room number, your carer’s name and the level of care you need. Toilet, for example. There should be enough space.

    If you have lodged a will- you should have, by this stage- get a tattoo of your solicitor’s name and address on your chest. In the morgue, this is where they will look first. Your shirt may be open anyway, because they will have been using the defibrillator, in vain, to add a sense of drama to the job and impress your children. Next of kin, chosen method of interment, address of church etc.- all of this will fit on your stomach, and reduce the faffing about. It is your duty to make your passing as expedient as possible. Public servants will be better employed caring for people who are still contributing to society, with the minimum of tax burden.

    Life begins at 40- start as you mean to go on.
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