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Much improvement.
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    The blueroom is much better today. Much of that owes itself to the victory over Oldham and promise of a visit to Wembley but more so to the contribution of well meaning and thoughtful users who have the good reputation of this great club at heart. Keep it up good people. The blueroom can be another example of the class and dignity of Everton Football Club.

    I will not take credit for this turnaround. I am just a small part of a bigger picture.
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    The blueroom is much better today. Much of that owes itself to the victory over Oldham and promise of a visit to Wembley but more so to the contribution of well meaning and thoughtful users who have the good reputation of this great club at heart. Keep it up good people. The blueroom can be another example of the class and dignity of Everton Football Club.


    I will not take credit for this turnaround. I am just a small part of a bigger picture.

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    its a well known fact that when everton lose, it all gets a bit pervy and kinky around here..the more we win the happier we all are!..heaven forbid we ever get involved in a relegation dogfight again..this place wouldnt bear thinking about!!.. :-S
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    The blueroom is much better today. Much of that owes itself to the victory over Oldham and promise of a visit to Wembley but more so to the contribution of well meaning and thoughtful users who have the good reputation of this great club at heart. Keep it up good people. The blueroom can be another example of the class and dignity of Everton Football Club.


    I will not take credit for this turnaround. I am just a small part of a bigger picture.

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    Kin midget
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 941
    Thank you. I now feel cleansed and chastised but, above all, thrilled. Correction is one of my top ten peccadilloes as, no doubt, you have gathered. I would recommend it to you heartily- it is quite delightful and
    not a bit addictive: you will begin with a bit of whip play and shoe-licking
    and, within a week, I guarantee that you will have passed through enforced
    face-sitting into the delicious realms of vilification and torture.
    Somewhere around this stage, you will find that the pool of prostitutes
    offering agreeable services will have diminished somewhat- the 16 to 18 year-olds just don’t seem to have the stomach for it. Besides, have you noticed that
    teenage girls nowadays seem to talk as if they are reading text messages?
    Contemptible.     

    This sort of esoterica is almost exclusively provided by the
    older, fatter, uglier, smellier_slags. Perversely, you may find that this adds
    an extra frisson of excitement- I know I did. The one caveat of this grubby
    barrel-scraping is that some of these time-served_sluts can be less than
    scrupulous. Just last week, I was approaching a giddy climax after a prolonged
    bout of immolation, when the rotten cow kicked the fire extinguisher under the
    bed and ran off with my wallet. This left me unable to pay for the hotel room.     



    I decided to do a runner, but was apprehended by the porter as I
    crossed the foyer. I guess my pubic hair was still smoking a bit, and he must
    have made the connection between this and the fact that the fire alarm was
    ringing. I was forced to use the telephone on the reception desk to summon my
    boss, who arrived in short order with the necessary funds. I am a kitchens
    inspector, so it can be booked down as a legitimate business expense.     



    Happily, the police were able to apprehend the thief and return
    my  wallet. I got it back minus
    the_whore’s fee- £22.50- and three_bags of methamphetamine. I don’t use this
    muck, but it comes in handy for inducements (absolutely necessary, if you find
    yourself stuck with some wet-behind-the-ears schoolgirl) and gratuities. I told
    the investigating officer that the remaining four grammes of cocaine and 12 millilitres of amyl nitrate did not belong to me. I don’t think he believed me but, if you
    come across as an honest, clean-living citizen, the police will ignore minor infringements.
    Although I was blindfolded at the time of the robbery, I was able to pick the
    miscreant out of the identity parade by sniffing. In addition, the forensics
    team found traces of my DNA in the dirt under her fingernails. No doubt she
    will be out on the streets again in short order- what is the world coming to?     



    Synopsis and recommendations.




    1. The lost methamphetamine cost me £25 to replace.

    2. In the police station, I was able to sniff eight filthy old_bags, under the
    supervision of a policewoman, fully-articled with handcuffs, baton, taser and
    CS spray. I valued this privilege at £450.

    3. If you wish to avail yourself of the services of Kelly Edna Mbongwa, aged 53, of
    179 Powell Mansions, L7, take your wife with you, under instruction to keep an
    eye on your belongings at all times.
  • AussieSheila
    Posts: 1,746
    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    The blueroom is much better today. Much of that owes itself to the victory over Oldham and promise of a visit to Wembley but more so to the contribution of well meaning and thoughtful users who have the good reputation of this great club at heart. Keep it up good people. The blueroom can be another example of the class and dignity of Everton Football Club.


    I will not take credit for this turnaround. I am just a small part of a bigger picture.

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    I's like to think you are finishing what I tried to start Theodore old chap.

    The Everton Football Club has a reputation to uphold. Its chatroom should be representative. Informed opinion and friendly banter.

    That's the Everton way that I've grown up with. Not the infighting on here that is not only prevalent, but integral to the status quo and its survival.

    We need a room that encourages Blues to contribute. Without fear of being trolled. Everyone who has logged onto here has a right to say what they think.

    And those who need to have a go at their fellow Blues that they haven't even met! take a good look inwards.........and direct your frustration or anger where it belongs.

    Idi is excluded from my critique since he brings a much-needed cultural element to the room. There are lots of others who are on here for the right reasons.

  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,142
    hahahahahahaahhaa
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 941
    AussieSheila said:

    I's like to think you are finishing what I tried to start Theodore old chap.

    The Everton Football Club has a reputation to uphold. Its chatroom should be representative. Informed opinion and friendly banter.

    That's the Everton way that I've grown up with. Not the infighting on here that is not only prevalent, but integral to the status quo and its survival.

    We need a room that encourages Blues to contribute. Without fear of being trolled. Everyone who has logged onto here has a right to say what they think.

    And those who need to have a go at their fellow Blues that they haven't even met! take a good look inwards.........and direct your frustration or anger where it belongs.

    Idi is excluded from my critique since he brings a much-needed cultural element to the room. There are lots of others who are on here for the right reasons.


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    Do you fancy a bit of muck?

  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,142
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 2,989
    AussieSheila said:

    I's like to think you are finishing what I tried to start Theodore old chap.

    The Everton Football Club has a reputation to uphold. Its chatroom should be representative. Informed opinion and friendly banter.

    That's the Everton way that I've grown up with. Not the infighting on here that is not only prevalent, but integral to the status quo and its survival.

    We need a room that encourages Blues to contribute. Without fear of being trolled. Everyone who has logged onto here has a right to say what they think.

    And those who need to have a go at their fellow Blues that they haven't even met! take a good look inwards.........and direct your frustration or anger where it belongs.

    Idi is excluded from my critique since he brings a much-needed cultural element to the room. There are lots of others who are on here for the right reasons.


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    i didn't read that but...YAWN !!
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,719
    Charlie Croker is the beat thing to happen to this forum in years. Genius.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    Its you isnt it ?
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 2,989
    thank you...
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    The blueroom is much better today. Much of that owes itself to the victory over Oldham and promise of a visit to Wembley but more so to the contribution of well meaning and thoughtful users who have the good reputation of this great club at heart. Keep it up good people. The blueroom can be another example of the class and dignity of Everton Football Club.


    I will not take credit for this turnaround. I am just a small part of a bigger picture.

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    hahahah, cap end!
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    hahahah, cap end!

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    I find your obsession with me both flattering and depressing. I will not attempt to understand why you feel so drawn to me.
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    I find your obsession with me both flattering and depressing. I will not attempt to understand why you feel so drawn to me.


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    i love you
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,454
    Snowcone said:

    Charlie Croker is the beat thing to happen to this forum in years. Genius.


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    'E just gets better an' better like...
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    I was beginning to think better of you IdiAminDaDa. CharlieCroker's drivel is neither constructive nor informative. If it passes, as I fear it does, for humour then sadly this forum provides sanctuary for some truly lost souls.
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 941
    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    I was beginning to think better of you IdiAminDaDa. CharlieCroker's drivel is neither constructive nor informative. If it passes, as I fear it does, for humour then sadly this forum provides sanctuary for some truly lost souls.


    I sorry you do not enjoy my scabrous vignettes (For what it's worth, I thought your ripostes in the face of the dog dirt troll were priceless). I do, however, have a thick skin. Below are some samples of the abuse I get on the Daily Telegraph comments pages:
    "You should get out more."
    "...you really are boring."
    "...we can see your "little essays" for what they actually are - the dreary opinions of a crashing bore who is so far up his own_arse he can actually see his own tonsils. From the back."
    "...you're such an arrogant cn*t."
    "You must be a moron."
    (I inserted the underscore before_arse myself. The DT's swear filter allows_arse. The rest is verbatim).

    In contrast, the Blueroom members are much more open-minded, I find. OK, the relentless_smut may be a little tiring but, as your own contributions prove, it can contain little nuggets of hilarity. Maybe if we tried to confine the filth to the General Chat section, and kept the Everton Talk threads family-friendly, this would show the Club in a good light, but allow our nasty little exchanges to flourish.

    Good night Blueroom. Thanks for an entertaining day.

    Edit. Fokkknell. You can't even say "_smut." TBH, I love this swear filter. I have a soft spot for daft things.
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,518
    CharlieCroker said:

    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    I was beginning to think better of you IdiAminDaDa. CharlieCroker's drivel is neither constructive nor informative. If it passes, as I fear it does, for humour then sadly this forum provides sanctuary for some truly lost souls.


    I sorry you do not enjoy my scabrous vignettes (For what it's worth, I thought your ripostes in the face of the dog dirt troll were priceless). I do, however, have a thick skin. Below are some samples of the abuse I get on the Daily Telegraph comments pages:
    "You should get out more."
    "...you really are boring."
    "...we can see your "little essays" for what they actually are - the dreary opinions of a crashing bore who is so far up his own_arse he can actually see his own tonsils. From the back."
    "...you're such an arrogant cn*t."
    "You must be a moron."
    (I inserted the underscore before_arse myself. The DT's swear filter allows_arse. The rest is verbatim).

    In contrast, the Blueroom members are much more open-minded, I find. OK, the relentless_smut may be a little tiring but, as your own contributions prove, it can contain little nuggets of hilarity. Maybe if we tried to confine the filth to the General Chat section, and kept the Everton Talk threads family-friendly, this would show the Club in a good light, but allow our nasty little exchanges to flourish.

    Good night Blueroom. Thanks for an entertaining day.

    Edit. Fokkknell. You can't even say "_smut." TBH, I love this swear filter. I have a soft spot for daft things.

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    try entering the main road into north wales haha, the filter's funny like
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    CharlieCroker said:

    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    I was beginning to think better of you IdiAminDaDa. CharlieCroker's drivel is neither constructive nor informative. If it passes, as I fear it does, for humour then sadly this forum provides sanctuary for some truly lost souls.


    I sorry you do not enjoy my scabrous vignettes (For what it's worth, I thought your ripostes in the face of the dog dirt troll were priceless). I do, however, have a thick skin. Below are some samples of the abuse I get on the Daily Telegraph comments pages:
    "You should get out more."
    "...you really are boring."
    "...we can see your "little essays" for what they actually are - the dreary opinions of a crashing bore who is so far up his own_arse he can actually see his own tonsils. From the back."
    "...you're such an arrogant cn*t."
    "You must be a moron."
    (I inserted the underscore before_arse myself. The DT's swear filter allows_arse. The rest is verbatim).

    In contrast, the Blueroom members are much more open-minded, I find. OK, the relentless_smut may be a little tiring but, as your own contributions prove, it can contain little nuggets of hilarity. Maybe if we tried to confine the filth to the General Chat section, and kept the Everton Talk threads family-friendly, this would show the Club in a good light, but allow our nasty little exchanges to flourish.

    Good night Blueroom. Thanks for an entertaining day.

    Edit. Fokkknell. You can't even say "_smut." TBH, I love this swear filter. I have a soft spot for daft things.

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    Bravo that man. 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    You made a hasty exit before replying to my theory.
    Are you female ? You seem it.
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