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Had to have a medical for boxing tonight.......
  • sambo applecart
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    Doctor went through the check list, have you got this, have you had that etc....then for some reason he said....

    'Right, just pull your trousers, down i need to look at your w_illy'........now i've had a couple of medicals before and never had to get my tackle out, done p_iss tests and that to check for drugs but that was in privacy......anyway....

    drops my kecks, whipped it out for him, he sat there, told me to lift it up, had a good look, then........


    NOTHING.

    Didnt poke it, didn't prod it, didn't squeeze, didn't check my balls or ask me to cough......DID NOT even lick it ffs.


    What was that all about then??
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,478

    Doctor went through the check list, have you got this, have you had that etc....then for some reason he said....


    'Right, just pull your trousers, down i need to look at your w_illy'........now i've had a couple of medicals before and never had to get my tackle out, done p_iss tests and that to check for drugs but that was in privacy......anyway....

    drops my kecks, whipped it out for him, he sat there, told me to lift it up, had a good look, then........


    NOTHING.

    Didnt poke it, didn't prod it, didn't squeeze, didn't check my balls or ask me to cough......DID NOT even lick it ffs.


    What was that all about then??

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    G@y mate...
  • mikraz
    Posts: 2,158
    Hope you asked for your money back lad, getting you all wound up and not even having the decency to poke about ffs like.
  • HOWIE8
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    I had a medical years ago and the Medic asked me "How's yer Libido?", i just told him allright but i was thinking of changing it for a Sierra........
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    hows your libido she said

    i said what?

    she said do you wanna ave sex?

    i said, yeah alright but we'll have to be quick my wife is in carpark waiting
  • blue32years
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    Ffs
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841

    Ffs


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    awkwardddd
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    Theres no medical reason there Sam
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    frig sake
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,298
    awkwardddd

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    Gone off you
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841

    Gone off you


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    Shittt have I? what was my sell by date?
  • sambo applecart
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    Theres no medical reason there Sam


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    i got the impression mate that he just wanted to have a look like.......not much to see anyway, but not arsed about whipping it out, just thought it 'odd' that he just wanted to have a gander like with out so much of a 'cough now please'
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    HOWIE8 said:

    I had a medical years ago and the Medic asked me "How's yer Libido?", i just told him allright but i was thinking of changing it for a Sierra........


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    hahahaahah :D
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    mikraz said:

    Hope you asked for your money back lad, getting you all wound up and not even having the decency to poke about ffs like.


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    got a 50% refund like so wasnt a complete waste 
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216

    G@y mate...


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    think your right Ids......
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,525
    Really ignorant like, should have at least given you a reaction, a nod of the head, a shake of the head!!!!...........a wink, a smile, a frown, a snarl, wipe of the brow, rubbed his chin...........some of these reactions woulda been quite somat really....
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    NOTHING Howie, was neither impressed or unimpressed....bit miffed the more i think about it to be honest. 
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,525
    Go and lie down and think of better things like, then ask Molly to have a look and ask her if its allright, sure that'll help like....
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    i would, but she has taken the hump after i read one of damo's jokes out to her......
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 841
    what about nowwww, what about todayyyy, what if your making me, all that i was meant to be
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,525

    i would, but she has taken the hump after i read one of damo's jokes out to her......



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