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Had to have a medical for boxing tonight.......
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Posts: 24,216February 27 Doctor went through the check list, have you got this, have you had that etc....then for some reason he said....'Right, just pull your trousers, down i need to look at your w_illy'........now i've had a couple of medicals before and never had to get my tackle out, done p_iss tests and that to check for drugs but that was in privacy......anyway....drops my kecks, whipped it out for him, he sat there, told me to lift it up, had a good look, then........NOTHING.Didnt poke it, didn't prod it, didn't squeeze, didn't check my balls or ask me to cough......DID NOT even lick it ffs.What was that all about then??
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Posts: 7,516February 27sambo applecart said:
Doctor went through the check list, have you got this, have you had that etc....then for some reason he said....
'Right, just pull your trousers, down i need to look at your w_illy'........now i've had a couple of medicals before and never had to get my tackle out, done p_iss tests and that to check for drugs but that was in privacy......anyway....drops my kecks, whipped it out for him, he sat there, told me to lift it up, had a good look, then........NOTHING.Didnt poke it, didn't prod it, didn't squeeze, didn't check my balls or ask me to cough......DID NOT even lick it ffs.What was that all about then??-----------------
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Posts: 2,158February 27 Hope you asked for your money back lad, getting you all wound up and not even having the decency to poke about ffs like.
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Posts: 7,580February 27 I had a medical years ago and the Medic asked me "How's yer Libido?", i just told him allright but i was thinking of changing it for a Sierra........
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Posts: 841February 27 hows your libido she said
i said what?
she said do you wanna ave sex?
i said, yeah alright but we'll have to be quick my wife is in carpark waiting
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Posts: 841February 27blue32years said:
Gone off you
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Shittt have I? what was my sell by date?
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Posts: 24,216February 27blue32years said:
Theres no medical reason there Sam
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i got the impression mate that he just wanted to have a look like.......not much to see anyway, but not arsed about whipping it out, just thought it 'odd' that he just wanted to have a gander like with out so much of a 'cough now please' -
Posts: 24,216February 27HOWIE8 said:
I had a medical years ago and the Medic asked me "How's yer Libido?", i just told him allright but i was thinking of changing it for a Sierra........
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Posts: 24,216February 27mikraz said:
Hope you asked for your money back lad, getting you all wound up and not even having the decency to poke about ffs like.
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got a 50% refund like so wasnt a complete waste -
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Posts: 7,580February 27 Really ignorant like, should have at least given you a reaction, a nod of the head, a shake of the head!!!!...........a wink, a smile, a frown, a snarl, wipe of the brow, rubbed his chin...........some of these reactions woulda been quite somat really....
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Posts: 24,216February 27 NOTHING Howie, was neither impressed or unimpressed....bit miffed the more i think about it to be honest.
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Posts: 7,580February 27 Go and lie down and think of better things like, then ask Molly to have a look and ask her if its allright, sure that'll help like....
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Posts: 24,216February 27 i would, but she has taken the hump after i read one of damo's jokes out to her......
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Posts: 841February 27 what about nowwww, what about todayyyy, what if your making me, all that i was meant to be
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Posts: 7,580February 27sambo applecart said:
i would, but she has taken the hump after i read one of damo's jokes out to her......
oooops........
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