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Live Life Like A Dog
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,306
    'Tis good advice...

    Live simply.

    Love generously.

    Care deeply.

    Speak kindly.

    Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

    Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

    Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.

    Take naps.

    Stretch before rising.

    Run, romp, and play daily.

    Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

    Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

    On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

    On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

    When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

    Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

    Be loyal.

    Never pretend to be something you’re not.

    If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

    When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

    ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!

  • ToffeeCup
    Posts: 3,044

    You forgot to mention the bit about licking your own genitals....
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,251
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  • onlybluewilldo
    Posts: 320
    Good thread fcked ! Lol

    Good advice BEG :)
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 844
    'Tis good advice...

    Live simply.

    Love generously.

    Care deeply.

    Speak kindly.

    Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

    Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

    Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.

    Take naps.

    Stretch before rising.

    Run, romp, and play daily.

    Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

    Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

    On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

    On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

    When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

    Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

    Be loyal.

    Never pretend to be something you’re not.

    If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

    When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

    ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!


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    what??? complete garbage that
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    does that mean i have got to start sniffin other peoples arses? :-S
  • diggernaut
    Posts: 1,214
    spengler said:

    does that mean i have got to start sniffin other peoples arses? :-S


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    yer could start with stoppin it like
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,519
    'Tis good advice...

    Live simply.

    Love generously.

    Care deeply.

    Speak kindly.

    Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

    Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

    Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.

    Take naps.

    Stretch before rising.

    Run, romp, and play daily.

    Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

    Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

    On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

    On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

    When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

    Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

    Be loyal.

    Never pretend to be something you’re not.

    If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

    When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

    ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!


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    is that from the american bible like?

    sounds proper american
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    im a dog























































    a dirty one 
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,913
    Like Dougall off the Magic Roundabout?
  • LIVERPEWWL
    Posts: 9
    'Tis good advice...

    Live simply.

    Love generously.

    Care deeply.

    Speak kindly.

    Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

    Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

    Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.

    Take naps.

    Stretch before rising.

    Run, romp, and play daily.

    Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

    Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

    On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

    On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

    When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

    Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

    Be loyal.

    Never pretend to be something you’re not.

    If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

    When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

    ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!


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    AND LET YOUR SCOUSE OWNERS  LET YOU SHI,T EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE.
    DIRTY DIRTY SCOUSERS!
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,519

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    you a redshite or a manc? or maybe muslim?
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    jasonle41 said:

    you a redshite or a manc? or maybe muslim?


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    Probably all three, it depends who's winning..........
  • WantingToEnd-It
    Posts: 844
    HOWIE8 said:

    Probably all three, it depends who's winning..........


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    or losing...
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Snowcone said:

    Like Dougall off the Magic Roundabout?


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    yeah with less hair 
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,306
    Thanks Onlybluewilldo.

    I think the rest of y'all missed the point....







    Thread ruined.

    ~X( X( b-(
  • escla
    Posts: 2,462
    B.E.G. We have a new puppy, you forgot the bit about shittin on the kitchen floor !
  • LIVERPEWWL
    Posts: 9
    Thanks Onlybluewilldo.

    I think the rest of y'all missed the point....







    Thread ruined.

    ~X( X( b-(

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    BLAME THE DOG OWNERS OF LIVERPOOL
  • NSNO
    Posts: 3,136
    Thanks Onlybluewilldo.

    I think the rest of y'all missed the point....







    Thread ruined.

    ~X( X( b-(

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    hahaha......i liked it too BEG........b@stards on here have no respect......

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