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Posts: 24,743February 25 its not just Jelavic' fault.We have a whole team of NONE scorers.Defenders dont often score, we are lucky that we have Baines who usually nicks 5 or 6 a season.Midfielders....Pienaar never been a prolific scoring midfielder, cant shoot being one of the main reasons.Osman, same as Pienaar really....Mirrallas...broken season so we cant see what he can really do as yet....Gibson, great passing range, never been one to score lots of goals...Coleman whether RB or RM, doesn't score many, lucky to get 4 a season.Fellaini, got a few this season, but, its hit and miss, usually grabs 5 or 6.Onto the strikers, Jelavic misfiring, and Anichebe if he grabbed 10 in the season we would be over the moon.The point im getting round to making, is, that we are set up NOT to score goals....you look through the whole team and straight away i think if the striker doesnt score, who the hell is going to grab us a goal?? IMO, If moyes stays, and IF we sell Fellaini, he wants to be looking at buying players who actually WANT or LIKE to score.....we have a team of players that like to pass the ball around and look pretty, we LACK penetration and we LACK players that either want to get forward and score or get forward and MAKE things happen so some body else can score.Be honest now people, outside of Baines, Jelavic and Fellaini WHO else are you confident will score us a goal?? Cos outside those 3 i look around and think god if they dont fire its going to be a long afternoon's work.......if we had goal scoring midfielders who you could look at at the start of the season and think that they will def get us 8 or 9 goals a piece, it would take the pressure off the striker some what, And if we can see that there isn;t much goals in the team, the strikers must see that too and thats added pressure even before the game has kicked off!In short, we NEED to look at bringing in goal scoring players all areas of the pitch, stop relying on the same faces to scroe every week, its madness!
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Posts: 16,908February 25Snowcone said:
HAs your mrs got a really good vibrator collection mate?
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You on the borrow again ?
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Posts: 24,743February 25Snowcone said:
HAs your mrs got a really good vibrator collection mate?
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yeah its a kango hammer,spared no expense -
Posts: 3,622February 25 About your point sambs, who's fault is it?Whos fault is the team is built that way?
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Posts: 7,539February 25blue32years said:
You on the borrow again ?
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After a turbo banger 3000 mate. Out of stock everywhere. -
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Posts: 7,950February 25 Spot on....Having said that, goalscoring midfielders are a rare commodity, when they come along they cost a fortune. Defenders that score, dont bother me much, if they get 5-10 between them, fine so long as that means theyre not conceding goals. The Jelavic thing has been mainly because of Fellaini up front has changed the type of ball he's getting and he's been unlucky too at times...
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Posts: 7,539February 25sambo applecart said:
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I have a cucumber on a stick fastened to a mountain bike that's fixed to the floor. I peddle like mad and the bonus is the dynamo on the back wheel charges up my Fleshlight. -
Posts: 24,743February 25HOWIE8 said:
Spot on....Having said that, goalscoring midfielders are a rare commodity, when they come along they cost a fortune. Defenders that score, dont bother me much, if they get 5-10 between them, fine so long as that means theyre not conceding goals. The Jelavic thing has been mainly because of Fellaini up front has changed the type of ball he's getting and he's been unlucky too at times...
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Posts: 7,539February 25blue32years said:
Ya tried mothercare mate ?
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I did mate, 300 quid bail it cost me. -
Posts: 24,743February 25Snowcone said:
I have a cucumber on a stick fastened to a mountain bike that's fixed to the floor. I peddle like mad and the bonus is the dynamo on the back wheel charges up my Fleshlight.
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and where is this FLESHlight, on the end of your widge? -
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Posts: 3,622February 25sambo applecart said:
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I see what howie means, but Jels has had a lot of chances.... Its not, he has missed sitters...Not sure if you can use this totally -
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Posts: 7,950February 25null
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True, but sometimes ya get unlucky and then the harder ya try the worse it gets coz ya start snatching, scoring that is....... -
Posts: 3,622February 25HOWIE8 said:
True, but sometimes ya get unlucky and then the harder ya try the worse it gets coz ya start snatching, scoring that is.......
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like when your trying to hard to get some pusssy i suppose -
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Posts: 7,539February 25sambo applecart said:
and where is this FLESHlight, on the end of your widge?
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No mate, its in the wardrobe behind my Arthur Askey sexdoll.
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