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Nobody loves us...
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,448
    Nine times fined 
    Never mind 
    Things can only improve 
    We are just stood here 
    Waiting for the next great wound 

    And we just can't wait to make more mistakes 
    And to fluff our breaks, and to stuff our faces with cake 


    All in all, imagine this : 
    Nobody loves us 
    Dab-hands at trouble 
    With four days of stubble, we are 
    Never loosen the grip on our hand 
    Call us home 
    Kiss our cheeks 
    Nobody loves us 
    So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves 


    People think all we do 
    Is lie around and think of how 
    Rich we'd be if we didn't think 
    Life could improve 


    And we just can't wait to make more mistakes 
    And we just can't wait till the whole thing blows up in our face 


    Call us home 
    Kiss our cheeks 
    Nobody loves us 
    Dab-hands at trouble 
    With four days of stubble, we are 
    So, never loosen the grip on our hand 
    Call us home 
    Make our tea 
    Nobody loves us 
    So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves 


    Call us home 
    Tuck us in 
    Nobody wants us 
    Dreamers and schemers 
    All pie-eyed, and bog-eyed, and cross-eyed 
    Oh, never loosen the grip on our hand 
    Whack us, then 
    Hug us hard 
    Nobody loves us 
    So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves 


    And we just can't stress, oh, how more the mess 
    And complete distress won't make much difference to us 


    Sing us our 
    Favourite song 
    Nobody loves us 
    Born-again athiests 
    Practising troublemakers 
    Make us our 
    Favourite jam 
    Nobody loves us 
    Useless and shiftless 
    And jobless 
    But we're all yours
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,448
    Inspired to post this: spent an hour an' a 'alf in Belle Vale Shoppin' centre this mornin', waitin' for the f**kin' phone shop to open, like...
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,105
    and whilst you were waiting you wrote that song?

    impressive that mate, imagine what you would have come up with had it not opened for 3 hours!
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 2,989
    i'd have just had a coffee...!!
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,706
    ffs i gotta stop oipening threads started by IDI
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,448
    Hahahaha
  • diggernaut
    Posts: 1,181

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    No' readin all tha' like
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,202
    It's one word!

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