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6 weeks with no aclohol...
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 1,994


    Ivdlit: 7
    years without alcohol!



    [the BR
    falls silent]



    Ivdlit: Oh,
    did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and ****? About a minute ago it was
    like an evening at the Apollo up in this mother******, now all of a sudden it's
    quiet as a church. That's all right, ToffeeCup, I don't blame you. I've been
    beatin' this Donald Trump lookin' mother***** all goddamn night, he can't get
    sober.



    ToffeeCup:
    You'd better watch your mouth, Ivdlit!



    Ivdlit: You
    watch my mouth, ToffeeCup. 'Cause you sure as hell don't wanna watch me stay
    sober. Unless, of course, I'm blind folded and hand cuffed with a bottle
    stickin' out of my ****. Or maybe you'd make me drink alcohol then?

  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,111
    Ivdlit said:

    Thought you hadn't a expiration date, 6 weeks....

    Still keeping my New Year's Resolution 2006 - NO ALCOHOL!

    7 years without getting drunk. Continue to discuss.


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    there is a differential between having a drink and getting drunk.....
  • ToffeeCup
    Posts: 2,955
    Ivdlit said:



    Ivdlit: 7
    years without alcohol!



    [the BR
    falls silent]



    Ivdlit: Oh,
    did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and ****? About a minute ago it was
    like an evening at the Apollo up in this mother******, now all of a sudden it's
    quiet as a church. That's all right, ToffeeCup, I don't blame you. I've been
    beatin' this Donald Trump lookin' mother***** all goddamn night, he can't get
    sober.



    ToffeeCup:
    You'd better watch your mouth, Ivdlit!



    Ivdlit: You
    watch my mouth, ToffeeCup. 'Cause you sure as hell don't wanna watch me stay
    sober. Unless, of course, I'm blind folded and hand cuffed with a bottle
    stickin' out of my ****. Or maybe you'd make me drink alcohol then?


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    you sound like you could do with a drink
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,451
    sambo applecart said:

    there is a differential between having a drink and getting drunk.....


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    Yup about a pint i think......
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,111
    HOWIE8 said:

    Yup about a pint i think......


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    agreed hahaha
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    Ivdlit said:



    Ivdlit: 7
    years without alcohol!



    [the BR
    falls silent]



    Ivdlit: Oh,
    did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and ****? About a minute ago it was
    like an evening at the Apollo up in this mother******, now all of a sudden it's
    quiet as a church. That's all right, ToffeeCup, I don't blame you. I've been
    beatin' this Donald Trump lookin' mother***** all goddamn night, he can't get
    sober.



    ToffeeCup:
    You'd better watch your mouth, Ivdlit!



    Ivdlit: You
    watch my mouth, ToffeeCup. 'Cause you sure as hell don't wanna watch me stay
    sober. Unless, of course, I'm blind folded and hand cuffed with a bottle
    stickin' out of my ****. Or maybe you'd make me drink alcohol then?


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    What just happened here??? 
  • tonyd
    Posts: 2,804
    Ivdlit said:



    Ivdlit: 7
    years without alcohol!



    [the BR
    falls silent]



    Ivdlit: Oh,
    did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and ****? About a minute ago it was
    like an evening at the Apollo up in this mother******, now all of a sudden it's
    quiet as a church. That's all right, ToffeeCup, I don't blame you. I've been
    beatin' this Donald Trump lookin' mother***** all goddamn night, he can't get
    sober.



    ToffeeCup:
    You'd better watch your mouth, Ivdlit!



    Ivdlit: You
    watch my mouth, ToffeeCup. 'Cause you sure as hell don't wanna watch me stay
    sober. Unless, of course, I'm blind folded and hand cuffed with a bottle
    stickin' out of my ****. Or maybe you'd make me drink alcohol then?


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    I can see why you packed in tbh
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 1,994
    lol. Just wanted to see how I'd do with an edited quote from 'Poolhall Junkies'.

    Well, I remember a few times I had a pint, but that's it. Not even a pint now. Can I still come over and hang out in the bar with everybody sometime?
  • OGV
    Posts: 909
    Ivdlit said:

    lol. Just wanted to see how I'd do with an edited quote from 'Poolhall Junkies'.

    Well, I remember a few times I had a pint, but that's it. Not even a pint now. Can I still come over and hang out in the bar with everybody sometime?


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    i'm scared...
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    FANTASTIC..the eskimos pished as a fart..you give em what for ivdlit...smash the fookin place up!!! =D>
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 1,994
    spengler said:

    FANTASTIC..the eskimos pished as a fart..you give em what for ivdlit...smash the fookin place up!!! =D>


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    Now, if I was drunk... lol
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 1,994
    Nah, it's a family thing, my dad been to rehab when I was a kid, my mom barely drink something since I can remember (she still takes a pint on new years eve and other more important occasions), my big sister quit as well, so I found it naturally for me.

    My philosophy: Remember as a kid, you didn't knew or bother how it's like to be drunk? That's how I live today. Don't know what's behind being drunk or having a pint.
    :-|
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 1,994
    I understand though people having a pint, party or whatever, been there. Just don't miss it and got nothing against it.
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 1,994
    phew, just saved it right there huh.
    #:-s :-D
  • spengler
    Posts: 2,041
    fair play idvlit..but..the same could be said for sex, none of us had that as a kid either (sambo and the local preist incident aside)..i wouldnt want to go without that!!
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,451
    Alcohol is a great excuse for i didnt know i did it, i was drunk.....................luv it really, sorry Ivdlit ;-)
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 1,994
    HOWIE8 said:

    Alcohol is a great excuse for i didnt know i did it, i was drunk.....................luv it really, sorry Ivdlit ;-)


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    Unless like the mrs. use it on you?
    :-?
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,451
    Se la vie......
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