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Posts: 909January 23sambo applecart said:
mate, when she is talking.....say something like 'you talk a bit much, will you be quiet for 5minutes'......she will be a bit gob smacked, maybe even give you a funny look, but only leave it a bout 5 seconds then wink at her and say with a smile on your face 'only kidding, but i bet nobody has siad that to you on a first date have they'?!.......she will smile, thne laugh.....and admit that that has never happened before....the ice will be properly broken, you will have made her laugh, and she will be putty in your hands for as long as you want her to be. :)
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Posts: 7,461January 23 Scouse bird !!! only have to ask her if she wants a drink, n then she's all yours. Amazing what an effect a "lager n lime pleeze" has on a scouse bird....
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Posts: 7,454January 23 Start with a Mozzer quote, like: "And when I'm lying in my bed, I think about life and I think about death, and neither one particularly appeals to me."
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Posts: 581January 23 Been married to one for 42yrs,they are absolutely the best,wouldn't change her for anything.
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Posts: 909January 23scouse48 said:
Been married to one for 42yrs,they are absolutely the best,wouldn't change her for anything.
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Posts: 2,041January 23Oriel blue said:
My first question, is she a blue or a red.
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i dunno ..let me have a word with our graham!!!! :-D -
Posts: 581January 23 A dyed in the wool blue,used to come to the games with me when we lived over there.Gwladys St left side of the goal,
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Posts: 2,809January 24scottinfrance139347 said:
any advise for a possible date coming up with a scouse bird?
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apart from buy ale no
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Posts: 7,454January 24efc fan from kentucky said:
I imagine her teeth will be frightening. Don't let her go down on you.
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Careful, you lo' are f**kin' obsessed with our teeth, like, I blame Austin Powers, like... -
Posts: 16,251January 24 Wouldnt want a yank ejaculating anywhere
They'd miss and hit someone else and call it friendly jizz. -
Posts: 726January 24IdiAminDaDa said:
Careful, you lo' are f**kin' obsessed with our teeth, like, I blame Austin Powers, like...
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Yes, y'all's stereotype is bad teeth and terrible food. -
Posts: 726January 24blue32years said:
Wouldnt want a yank ejaculating anywhere
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I'd gladly aim in yer direction then :-D -
Posts: 7,454January 24efc fan from kentucky said:
Yes, y'all's stereotype is bad teeth and terrible food.
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Posts: 726January 24IdiAminDaDa said:
Terrible food? Yer ever watched Man v Food?
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Posts: 7,454January 24efc fan from kentucky said:
Actually, not at all.
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Well yer should, like, i' will quickly disabuse yer of any notions of the US bein' the culinary centre of the universe, like...
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