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On the subject of women
  • blue32years
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    Sandys superstars has some crackers
  • Snowcone
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    blue32years said:

    Ive been in relationships with a few that claim theyre not


    But when it cost you a shopping trip for a blowy , they might as f*cking well be.


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    I've had some of them like. In fact, nearly all of them were like that.
  • sambo applecart
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    yep, loved it, you can pick whatever colour race religion accent size etc that you want. brilliant fun. 





















































    and you dont have to cuddle them and stuff after either. 

    remind me when ive got a spare 5 minutes al tell you a story about one. 
  • Snowcone
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    sambo applecart said:

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    I'm all ears.
  • Winston Wolfe
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    Deus Ex Machina said:

    I know a site where you can get actual pornstars............

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    http://www.photogirls.net NSFW

    We've had a few come through.

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    Hmmm.... a weekend in London might be just what I need.
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    I'm all ears.


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    my lass is sat next to me. 
  • Snowcone
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    adultwork has a good selection to suit all wallets. All areas too. Theres a bloke in York who'll do anything for a fiver.
  • Snowcone
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    sambo applecart said:

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    Hahahaha. 
  • blue32years
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    Ha ha ha
  • blue32years
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    My experience in a gentlemans club

    "I want to see the f*cking manager," I yelled, "How dare you turn me down for a lap dance. You filthy fat sl @g"

    "This is my first day at work," she sobbed, "And you're ruining it for me uncle Damion ."
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    adultwork has a good selection to suit all wallets. All areas too. Theres a bloke in York who'll do anything for a fiver.


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    i know him
  • zagan
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    You are all ghey, so wouldn't you all be after pricing up Bell Boys?
  • sambo applecart
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    Anway, she's gone upstairs......was in this place in Leeds about 10 years ago, around xmas time, work's xmas do of all things, ended up in this house of ill repute.......when i was in my late teens to mid twenties, like lots of red blooded males, i just didnt care, i got stuck in to anything, 65 quid or not, alls fair in love and war and all that.

    Any way, ended up with this kid from leeds called Glenn, nice lad, but bit naive, he was early 40's....after a couple of beers got talked into going upstairs for a 'sexy massage' with this Russian lass, absolutely stunning, did the business and that, comes back down stairs to meet Glenn, whilst eyeing up my next 65 quid conquest.....i say's to him' what's up mate, the boss has given you 65 quid to enjoy your self, you have every choice of woman you could possibly want in here, you not going to get stuck in'?? too which he started quizzing me....'well, what do you do with them sam'? he says.....'glenn mate, they are hookers, you take them upstairs, get down to business give them 65 quid, job done like'.........with 65 quid burning a whole in his pocket he says 'well, i like to kiss and cuddle a woman when im in bed with her, i like to feel close to them and all that kind of stuff'........i was a bit confused as to what his perception of a 'hooker' was......'Glenn mate, they aren't and you arn;t here to find a relationship, they are here for sex, enjoyment, thats it'.....to which he said.....

    'but i like to lick a woman out and all that Sam, do you think they'll let me'...??
































































    Nearly choked on my beer, Just didn't know what to say to the lad apart from....'well, if you ask nicely mate, i don;t see why not'...




    True story. 
  • Snowcone
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    D'yer reckon yer could get a conjoined twin for the night? 
  • Snowcone
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    sambo applecart said:

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    Leeds hey, hmmmmmm, I can get it for free there tbh.
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

    Leeds hey, hmmmmmm, I can get it for free there tbh.


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    al meet you there 
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

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    there's always exceptions to the rules. 


































































    Probably though. 
  • Snowcone
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    sambo applecart said:

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    I'll pick Damo up on the way.
  • sambo applecart
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    this should be a good night. 
  • spengler
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    i must admit if i ever end up being single again, i would go on the dole..get a flat and employ an old brass to come round once a fortnight to sort me out...............the more i think about it the better it sounds!!! :-?
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