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Anyone ever had an affair ?
  • milky71
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    blue32years said:

    Im her mentor
    I assess her skills
    If im happy, I pass her
    If im not , I dont


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    What would i have to do to get a b+
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,359
    Be over 5 foot 10
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,787
    FFS have to settle for a d-
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,359
    Ill give you an A just cos of that sexy little @ 55 of yours.
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,787
    wooooohooooo
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,359
    The sad thing is I cant give her decent report cos shes rubbish.

    Despite having the @rse of an angel made from velvet by the hands of a genius
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,787
    blue32years said:

    The sad thing is I cant give her decent report cos shes rubbish.

    Despite having the @rse of an angel made from velvet by the hands of a genius


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    So sack her **** and if she is still interested the bang her ****
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,359
    Im gonna have to give it a miss I suppose
    Shes gonna fall in love with
    She will want me leave my wife
    She will boil the kids rabbit







    I f*cking love that rabbit
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,787
    And boiled is not the tastiest way to cook it
  • Snowcone
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  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    blue32years said:

    Im her mentor
    I assess her skills
    If im happy, I pass her
    If im not , I dont





    apart from being thick, i knew there was another reason i don;t do a job like yours
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    send me a pic damo... and don't say you haven't got one... you'll have found an excuse... or drug... 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,359
    Ha ha I dont have one but I can get one

    If I have trouble ill add on her on facebook
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    blue32years said:

    Ha ha I dont have one but I can get one

    If I have trouble ill add on her on facebook


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    woop woop! cant wait to have a gand at this! :)
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,787
    when you say Gand do you mean
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    dont add her... just find her... and send us a link... friend request and youre dead meat! haha
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    al send her a request i'm not ****'d pal....then al send you all thr photo's
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    milky71 said:

    when you say Gand do you mean


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    **look
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,359
    Ha ha , I realised that the second I said it

    Ill see if shes on it or ill just get a pic


    Pervs
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    what's her name and i'll add her........
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