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Sylvain Distin is that fast............
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    I reckon his passport is forged and he's really 26.


    Or a distant relative of Roger Miller.
  • cjohno
    Posts: 5,171
    when he switches off the light hes in bed before it goes dark
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    Usain Bolt goes to him for advice...
  • cjohno
    Posts: 5,171
    he gets his own bad back passes ohhhhhhhh wait :)
  • feelingblue
    Posts: 637
    he could crush a grape....i'll get me coat.
  • Warnerus
    Posts: 31
    It's all to do with Einstein's theory of relativity - he travels so fast that time passes more slowly for him than for everyone else. As a result he's only 25.
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 2,052
    Warnerus said:

    It's all to do with Einstein's theory of relativity - he travels so fast that time passes more slowly for him than for everyone else. As a result he's only 25.


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    uuuuhh, nailed it.

    Distin is so fast he doesn't need his reflexes.
  • evertonmarc
    Posts: 229
    Awesome thread
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,570
    He's so fast..........wtf was that...........
  • Jay McD
    Posts: 1,136
    He's quick for his Age i give you that, distins power of holding a player off is what makes him our main center back, jags is perfect and dependable around him.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    evertonmarc said:

    Awesome thread


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    i'm pleased it hasnt gone un-noticed :) 
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