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I'm going to have a moan now about Goodison................
  • sambo applecart
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    good on ya mate, gotta be worth while then :) 
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 7,539
    Its why I won't go, have to park the car miles away, sit on tiny seats with some fat blurt sat on top of you. Listen to a load of nonsense being spouted by some fat tart whose husband has legged it and she's usually wearing wooly gloves and a coat with a hood. The food is not fit for human consumption.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,747
    Snowcone said:

    Its why I won't go, have to park the car miles away, sit on tiny seats with some fat blurt sat on top of you. Listen to a load of nonsense being spouted by some fat tart whose husband has legged it and she's usually wearing wooly gloves and a coat with a hood. The food is not fit for human consumption.


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    you can sit next to me pal, well, i say next to, on eachothers knees :)
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 7,539
    Only way I'd go now is in a box. I'm not shelling out money to be uncomfortable for 90 minutes. Theres more legroom with Thomas Cook than you get in one of those shitseats.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,747
    sounds like a plan. lets do it.

    we'll hire a thomas cook plane and fly round the ground on match day watching out the plane windows.

    that's what you meant isnt it?? 
  • PsychoBlue
    Posts: 180
    To be honest.... It's the club suffering with match day revenue!!!!!! Perhaps they should look at other ways!!!
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,913
    3 hot dog sausages in ya socks

    Buns fastened to your body via some kind of sports bra

    Ketchup and mustard satchets up ya @rse

    Onions optional but in a small bag tied to ya widge



    Jobs a goodun
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 7,539
    sambo applecart said:

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    Funnily enough, I can hire a plane and pilot anytime you like if you fancy it! 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,913
    F*ck off you know John Travolta
  • sambo applecart
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    Snowcone said:

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    sounds good to me! me you and damo will do Cardiff, West Ham and Millwall away.....!
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,950
    Soz i missed ya mate, there again it was that cold i would have had a pint of Bovril like...... what?!!! they'd run out of that aswell, ffs whats the world coming to when they run out of Bovril at a Footie match.............
  • TonyTony
    Posts: 538
    Boxing day game (wigan) I kid you not in the lower gladys 5 minutes into half time they ran out of hot food. Terrible
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,950
    It never changes at Everton, a massive club, pretending to be a Supermarket but being run like a corner shop......(no disrespect to any corner shop owners on here)
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,747
    its like they are trying to starve us in to keeping away from the ground 
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,680
    i remember the first time i sat in the family enclosure and was proper puzzled they had no beer there like
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,747
    we are being treated like animals, next they will make us spin stuff on our noses and play up for the masses
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,680
    tbh honest mate..............


    you ever had one of them hot dogs??


    i'm happy for you that the fella had shut up shop like

    they're_fucking vile like
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,747
    im easy pleased jase :)
  • brboy1
    Posts: 1,005
    Not the point,mate.

    As sh-it as it all is,if thats to eat/drink then consume it.

    Its the modern way of consumption.

    In front of you,eat it.

    The argument being,we can't.
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,680
    brboy1 said:

    Not the point,mate.

    As sh-it as it all is,if thats to eat/drink then consume it.

    Its the modern way of consumption.

    In front of you,eat it.

    The argument being,we can't.


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    was that meant for me mate?

    i get where you're coming from like

    i've given up on getting a bevvie at half time if i'm without the kids

    if i have the kids, i'll go the family enclosure and it_pisses-me off that i cant get a bevvie but at least you can get served and back to your seat before the whistle goes again like
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