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  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,006
    Heard my really tasty neighbour sha gging for what seemed like ages last night. Moaning, groaning and banging the headboard off the friggin wall.

    Turns out her elderly grandma had fallen over and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help.....

    feel really guilty about the w ánk now...
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216

    Heard my really tasty neighbour sha gging for what seemed like ages last night. Moaning, groaning and banging the headboard off the friggin wall.

    Turns out her elderly grandma had fallen over and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help.....

    feel really guilty about the w ánk now...


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    i wouldn't have done. you've obviously got a conscience Luke, your such a nice guy :) 
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 950
    Difficult to say which scenario is more erotic, TBH.
  • Sheltieforce
    Posts: 435

    Heard my really tasty neighbour sha gging for what seemed like ages last night. Moaning, groaning and banging the headboard off the friggin wall.

    Turns out her elderly grandma had fallen over and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help.....

    feel really guilty about the w ánk now...


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    Good een
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,291
    Trying to watch the football last week, my missus was going on as usual about nothing. Despite ignoring her she nudged me hard in the side.

    'So, which of my friends is your favourite?' she enquired.

    Thinking about them I decided to go for her ugliest, fattest friend to try and win some brownie points.

    Anyway.... guess who I'm now having a threesome with tonight.

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