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Chimp to Human's are between 95-96% genetically similar, however, Human to Human.....
  • zagan
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    OldGoldenVision said:

    Can it wait... Still a bit sore after the chimp...


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    sure..... I guess....


    blue32years said:

    My attempts to cross breed fruit and veg have only made me melancholy


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    Side splitting....
  • blue32years
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    Have you woke up in a bad mood ya welsh puff ?
  • OldGoldenVision
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    Has he ever been in a good mood?
  • zagan
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    Not at all... I feel fantastic today.
    5 Day's off the ciggy's now and feeling better for it already.
    1st time in I can't remember how long I've woke up without a rough feeling chest and a dry gammy mouth.

    Just had an awesome 1/2 + 1/2 cooked brekkie, cooked by no other than the renowned chef, Me :)

    Now looking forward to watching the w**kers derby, then us hopefully beating Rottenham.

    How are you feeling today sweetheart?


    blue32years said:

    Have you woke up in a bad mood ya welsh puff ?


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  • OldGoldenVision
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    ...
  • blue32years
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    Im a little fragile
  • IdiAminDaDa
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    "Each household appliance is like a new science in my town".
  • OldGoldenVision
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  • IdiAminDaDa
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    OldGoldenVision said:

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    I do me own private jokes like mate...
  • helygora
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    This must be one of the funniest discussions I have read on BlueRoom.
  • sambo applecart
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    helygora said:

    This must be one of the funniest discussions I have read on BlueRoom.


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    nice one mate :)
  • Snowcone
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    Done quite a bit of research on this subject and I can now reveal that a human/chimp hybrid may well exist and be functioning within society.

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  • IhateRS
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    OP its about evolution not mating fella.
    You see, two monkeys a long itme ago.. (long before the bizarre new earth theory) mated to create a slightly different monkey, then that several generations late, another was created slightly different again and so on, each small difference bringing us one step closer over many thousand of years, towards Neanderthal and modern man.. Its not that a Chimp decides to get banged by a Rhino and the result is a new species.. that would simply be a case of a torn hole, a heavy vet bill and no new life form.
    There are fossils to show these things happening if you open your mind from the technological darkness of 'the light', and step into the shiney wide world of accepetance in reality.
    Also Gareth Bale is defo the missing link, will probably mate with Rooney and create a 96% person.. so kickstarting starting devolution.
  • Snowcone
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  • OldGoldenVision
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    I heard devolution is happening in scotland and wales... Is that what they mean?
  • sambo applecart
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    had enough
  • zagan
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    OldGoldenVision said:

    I heard devolution is happening in scotland and wales... Is that what they mean?


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    Bit rich, retard.....
  • OldGoldenVision
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    zagan said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    I heard devolution is happening in scotland and wales... Is that what they mean?


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    Bit rich, retard.....

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    You look like Bale...
  • mhart61
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    Snowcone said:

    Sambo, do you think a Gorilla and a Chimp could produce a hybrid?


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    call it a gimp maybe
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