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What would be the best present you would buy for.......
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,630
    OldGoldenVision said:

    Dont yer remember them being shiny and that?

    You'd want to be the one lying on it right?


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    if I was in the 4th picture yes........
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,630
    HOWIE8 said:

    Ive decided, thanks to Gaz's advice. Im going to give her, her first Kiss off me.........should be romantic tha like......


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    She'll love it mate....
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,735
    sambo applecart said:

    why do i feel that your balls do taste of sugar?


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    Only way to get the horses to lick 'em.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,269
    sambo applecart said:

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    I put a pic of the missus in a bikini on facebook



    She had 878 friends request from weight watchers
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,485
    blue32years said:

    I put a pic of the missus in a bikini on facebook



    She had 878 friends request from weight watchers


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    Ahhhhh xmas the time for understanding like.....
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 948
    I know it's a bit of a cliché and lacks imagination, but how about a_butt-hook on a chain with a block and tackle?
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,735
    What about a russian sex slave complete with eagle eyes?
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,269
    I gave her my blood last year with a card



    ' so im always inside you '
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,735
    What about a Noel Edmonds juniorknobhead kit?
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,303
    Howie, is there something your wife has always wanted to do like...take an art class, dance lessons, cooking class or something?
    You could buy her a set of lessons and get her something to go with it like, art supplies, dance shoes and a pretty dress...etc.  
  • escla
    Posts: 2,450
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    Pole dancing perhaps ?
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,303
    escla said:




    Pole dancing perhaps ?


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    Well...if he goes with pole dancing lessons he'd better get her some anti chaffing cream.
    Word to the wise...that pole is murder on your thighs.
    /:-)
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,463
    Camera mate, deffo like...
  • escla
    Posts: 2,450
    Well...if he goes with pole dancing lessons he'd better get her some anti chaffing cream.
    Word to the wise...that pole is murder on your thighs.
    /:-)

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    Oooh ! you little minx you ! So you have done a pit of pole dancing eh! Tell me....recreational or professional ?
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,485
    Thanks but as i said before the wife is sorted its the one you love im talking about..............
  • Daive521
    Posts: 2,329
    An HONDA ASPENCADE, with a £Million in the Topbox :-j
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