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come on lads, lets be honest now, which of you lads have ever......
  • feelingblue
    Posts: 637
    blue32years said:

    My missus bought a d 1ldo

    Said it would spice up our sex life

    She said its shaped like a carrot

    Which is ironic cos her fadge looks like a donkey yawning


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    Ha ha now that's gold....come on thesaurus you've gotta find that funny?
  • feelingblue
    Posts: 637
    Missus Ad a finger in there once, 9 months later we had our eldest, I know have 15 kids!!
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,209
    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    Is this supposed to be funny?


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    Is what ya missus says when you pull ya widge out
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,663
    F'kin disgraceful this thread. Whats this place coming too?












    Yes I have.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,209
    Anyone ever done the ' ninja ' with the aid of a d 1 l do ?
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,420
    Im a virgin....
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,663
    blue32years said:

    Anyone ever done the ' ninja ' with the aid of a d 1 l do ?


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    Is that the one where you run around the telly singing the theme tune to Newsround whilst thrusting a d1 ldo in the style of Zorro?
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,209
    You turn the lights off

    Have sex doggystyle after awhile pull out and put a d 1ldo in. Walk round to the front of her and turn
    the light on


    Shout NINJA !!!


    And punch her in the throat
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,695
    Those both sound fun...... might get the lasses out now and try Feed's one.... can't be fked to do her tonight....
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,663
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  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,070
    blue32years said:

    My missus bought a d 1ldo

    Said it would spice up our sex life

    She said its shaped like a carrot

    Which is ironic cos her fadge looks like a donkey yawning


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    well mate, it made me belly laugh :)
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,070
    blue32years said:

    You turn the lights off

    Have sex doggystyle after awhile pull out and put a d 1ldo in. Walk round to the front of her and turn
    the light on


    Shout NINJA !!!


    And punch her in the throat


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    nearly woke the house up laughing at that one lololololololol. its tickled me pink that hahahaha
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,070
    Snowcone said:

    F'kin disgraceful this thread. Whats this place coming too?












    Yes I have.


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    do you have a favorite size colour and shape or will any old one do?
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,448
    Gonna go bad this like...
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