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come on lads, lets be honest now, which of you lads have ever......
  • sambo applecart
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    had a d_ildo up the bum?
  • Winston Wolfe
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    Me
  • zagan
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    No....

    Would try, but those things are f**king thick!
  • Winston Wolfe
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    Not going to lie though... am going to take it out in a minute when I go to sleep here.
  • sambo applecart
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    i have, happy to admit it like 
  • sambo applecart
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    Winston Wolfe said:

    Not going to lie though... am going to take it out in a minute when I go to sleep here.


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    hahahahahaha
  • TheodoreSturgeon
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    I think I will have to start flagging these. I understand it cannot all be Everton, but this is disgusting.
  • zagan
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    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    I think I will have to start flagging these. I understand it cannot all be Everton, but this is disgusting.


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    Get a life.... Don't like it, don't read it, fatty....
  • sambo applecart
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    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    I think I will have to start flagging these. I understand it cannot all be Everton, but this is disgusting.


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    Thats a yes then alvin?
  • Winston Wolfe
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    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    I think I will have to start flagging these. I understand it cannot all be Everton, but this is disgusting.


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    Ok fair enough....bit ott with the d_ildo.....

    What about a finger?
  • blue32years
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    ^^^^^ he deffo has
  • zagan
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    blue32years said:

    ^^^^^ he deffo has


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    Winston has indeed.....
  • Winston Wolfe
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    sambo applecart said:

    null


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    Listen....if a bird says for you to do this one thing for her and she'll do anything and let you do anything what do think I'm going to say......

    So I let her work away and half an hr later I have her bent over on the ground......using her as a footstool while I watch the footy, eating the kfc I made her go and get me......RESULT!
  • Winston Wolfe
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    zagan said:

    Winston has indeed.....


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    and someday you will to lad....
  • sambo applecart
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    Winston Wolfe said:

    Listen....if a bird says for you to do this one thing for her and she'll do anything and let you do anything what do think I'm going to say......

    So I let her work away and half an hr later I have her bent over on the ground......using her as a footstool while I watch the footy, eating the kfc I made her go and get me......RESULT!


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    like your style, cant beat someone bringing you a kfc!
  • Winston Wolfe
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    sambo applecart said:

    like your style, cant beat someone bringing you a kfc!


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    3 piece variety meal and yes......I went large.

    (on the drink and fries......not the d_ildo, that was a given)
  • zagan
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    Winston Wolfe said:

    and someday you will to lad....


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    tongue my bum?
  • Winston Wolfe
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    zagan said:

    tongue my bum?


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    huh?
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,935
    My missus bought a d 1ldo

    Said it would spice up our sex life

    She said its shaped like a carrot

    Which is ironic cos her fadge looks like a donkey yawning
  • TheodoreSturgeon
    Posts: 286
    Is this supposed to be funny?
  • Winston Wolfe
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    TheodoreSturgeon said:

    Is this supposed to be funny?


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    Yup
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