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Go' f**kin' hammered last night like...
  • IdiAminDaDa
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    milky71 said:

    only jokin lid

    bezzies like


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    Always lid like...
  • Snowcone
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    IdiAminDaDa said:

    No c**t off 'ere turned up like...fumin' like...


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    I was mucking f'king stables at 10.30 last night, got home 11.30, won f'k all, cost me over 150, back out this morning for another f'king waste of time. I f'king hate horses. I'm taking them to be made into dog meat. I'm selling my daughter to a russian oligarch.
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,478
    Snowcone said:

    I was mucking f'king stables at 10.30 last night, got home 11.30, won f'k all, cost me over 150, back out this morning for another f'king waste of time. I f'king hate horses. I'm taking them to be made into dog meat. I'm selling my daughter to a russian oligarch.


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    Ge' 'im to buy Everton as well like...




  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    IdiAminDaDa said:



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    every cloud......
  • efc fan from kentucky
    Posts: 726
    What song did ya sing?
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,478
    efc fan from kentucky said:

    What song did ya sing?


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    Don't Let Saddam Go Down on Me, like...(to the tune of Don't Let the Sun Go Down on me)...
  • escla
    Posts: 2,450
    ...all o.k wi' the marital union this mornin lid or yer got radio silence ?
  • IdiAminDaDa
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    escla said:

    ...all o.k wi' the marital union this mornin lid or yer got radio silence ?


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    Felt like death yesterday like, too old to be gettin' into tha' state like...
  • Snowcone
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  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,478
    Snowcone said:

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    Wha' you f**kin' on abar now like?
  • escla
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    ....probably whingin abar is feckin orses again like...!
  • tonyd
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    Glad it went well mate
  • IdiAminDaDa
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    tonyd said:

    Glad it went well mate


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    From wha' I can remember i' was sound like, cheers lid like...
  • koolhandluke8
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    i think it's a disgrace your braggin abart your proliferations of inebriation on 'ere ,,like..

    jammy sod..like...
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,478
    koolhandluke8 said:

    i think it's a disgrace your braggin abart your proliferations of inebriation on 'ere ,,like..


    jammy sod..like...

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    Hahaha don't/can't do i' often now though like...
  • HOWIE8
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    Deus Ex Machina said:

    Thanks mate. The doctor gave me exercises to do last time it went but I didn't bother, I will now though. This is the worst it's been since the initial injury, it was torturous the first couple of days. Luckily I'm home alone so I can't lie around doing nothing all the time, with a belly full of Diclofenac and Ibuprofen I can at least stand up (hunched) and shuffle to the bog and kitchen.

    If I could get some weed it wouldn't be so bad lol.


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    Whatever ya do make sure ya drink loadsa water, with them drugs, it wont be so much ya back you'll be worrying about, its the attempt to get rid of whats in ya that will be your biggest pain. You'll be challanging the 12" er width wise, oooooooo ouch.....
  • escla
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    Ooooohh owa ,....them Diclofenac ! Almost split me backside tryin to push a 12 incher out after takin them for a couple of days, take Howies advice an eat some prunes as well ! On the positive side though yer won't need any toilet paper like !
  • milky71
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    escla said:

    Ooooohh owa ,....them Diclofenac ! Almost split me backside tryin to push a 12 incher out after takin them for a couple of days, take Howies advice an eat some prunes as well ! On the positive side though yer won't need any toilet paper like !


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    £20 notes are used nowadays
  • escla
    Posts: 2,450
    Serious though...the lid needs to eat cheese !
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,769
    i concur like

    i had some laughing cow last night

    b u t ful
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