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Posts: 1,803November 2012 A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking
at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd like to be ten again', she replied, with a sigh.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
and then took her to a theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soft drink, and her favourite lollies,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being ten again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! retard!!!!'
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Posts: 138November 2012AussieSheila said:
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking
at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd like to be ten again', she replied, with a sigh.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
and then took her to a theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soft drink, and her favourite lollies,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being ten again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! retard!!!!'-----------------
might be funnier if I was a woman and fat but not bad :)
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Posts: 2,050November 2012AussieSheila said:
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking
at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd like to be ten again', she replied, with a sigh.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
and then took her to a theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soft drink, and her favourite lollies,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being ten again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! retard!!!!'-----------------
i cant help but feeling i wanted a bit more at the end of it..7/10..it made me smile :) -
Posts: 1,803November 2012 Always leave them wanting more.........(who said that?)
As long as it made you smile....my job is done.....
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Posts: 1,051November 2012 'Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being ten again? '
She said, "Go 'ead, put your Jimmy Savile outfit on, make the day perfect." -
Posts: 2,554November 2012CharlieCroker said:
'Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being ten again? '
She said, "Go 'ead, put your Jimmy Savile outfit on, make the day perfect."-----------------
Now that's what I call a punch line ! -
Posts: 1,803November 2012 You're such a tart Escla.......
I would have done that punch line but we're cleaning up the **** in here ....
It was funnier than mine though You bitch Croker!!!!! -
Posts: 1,051November 2012 She said, "Go 'ead, put your Jimmy Savile outfit on, make the day perfect, Dad."
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Posts: 767November 2012CharlieCroker said:
She said, "Go 'ead, put your Jimmy Savile outfit on, make the day perfect, Dad."
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PMSL .... -
Posts: 1,051November 2012 Now then, now then. Hold up all six fingers on your spare hand, when it’s big enough.
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