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******* big dogs
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,204
    I have a dog phobia (ish)

    Just walking down the street and this granny is coming in my direction with one of those huge cross breed dogs (no muzzle), she stops and holds the dog while I pass but the dog decides it wants a sniff, nearly pulling her off her feet in the process.

    If you don't have the strength to physically control your dog you shouldn't be aloud it imo. I'm lucky to be alive.
  • mikraz
    Posts: 2,154
    Given the probabilities involved in conceiving, you're right you are lucky to be alive.
  • 83EvertonFC
    Posts: 546
    Man up pu$$y




    no offense
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,477
    Dont know why, and it pi 55es me off but Dogs always seem to be attracted to me........ ;-)
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,204
    83EvertonFC said:

    Man up pu$$y


    no offense


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    Me and a mate were stroking a stray dog that came up to us when we were kids and it bit him on the face. I'm just very wary of dogs I don't know, especially if they could do me serious damage.
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,518
    83EvertonFC said:

    Man up pu$$y




    no offense


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    i'm scared of spiders and before you say it, yes, i do stroke myself sometimes too like
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,142
    jasonle41 said:

    i'm scared of spiders and before you say it, yes, i do stroke myself sometimes too like


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    hate spiders me Jase, horrible things, hard as nails they are 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    Spiders no problem
    Snakes nothing
    Ive killed 2 rats with a hurling stick
    Id punch a shark




    But wasp ..... I scream like mariah carey
  • feelingblue
    Posts: 637
    Spiders don't bother me, but when face to face with a snake I'm a 3yr old girl.......again.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,472
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/think-the-humble-house-spider-is-harmless-think-again-woman-nearly-dies-after-spider-bite-8319732.html
  • feelingblue
    Posts: 637
    Had one these critters in me garden last yr, was in the pool and I thought it was dead till it started climbing the wall towards me, orrible bastud things, deadliest spider in the world apparently....how lovely.
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  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    Read somewhere the most poisonous is the daddy long legs but its useless cos it cant bite







    I may have made that up
  • feelingblue
    Posts: 637
    I read that too, so it must be true.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    2 people .... Gotta be
  • zagan
    Posts: 4,703
    blue32years said:

    Spiders no problem
    Snakes nothing
    Ive killed 2 rats with a hurling stick
    Id punch a shark




    But wasp ..... I scream like mariah carey


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    Same here mate..... only things that make me _shit myself lol
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,142
    i heard that too, trued telling our lass and she said it doesnt count then and its not poisonous cos its bite cant penetrate your skin......ive collected 30 so far, disected them an stored the venom in a jar, al cap here come xmas day when she wants a cocktail. nobody likes a smart ****.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    Ha ha doesnt help I got stung when I was young


    Faced swelled and looked like the elephant man.

    Had to be rushed to hospital


    Now I throw the kids infront of em.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    sambo applecart said:

    i heard that too, trued telling our lass and she said it doesnt count then and its not poisonous cos its bite cant penetrate your skin......ive collected 30 so far, disected them an stored the venom in a jar, al cap here come xmas day when she wants a cocktail. nobody likes a smart ****.


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    Ha ha



    Point proven dear
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 1,991
    blue32years said:

    Spiders no problem
    Snakes nothing
    Ive killed 2 rats with a hurling stick
    Id punch a shark




    But wasp ..... I scream like mariah carey


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    haha am the same wasps can kill ya if they wanted they could rule the world.

  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,204
    blue32years said:

    Read somewhere the most poisonous is the daddy long legs but its useless cos it cant bite







    I may have made that up


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    Bill Hicks said it so it must be true.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    Deffo then
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