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color:#333333">M brother was hoping to emigrate to Australia and arrived at
Brisbane airport on a beautiful sunny morning full of optimism for the future.
"What is your business in Australia?" politely asks the customs
officer
"I want to emigrate to Australia"
"Do you have a criminal record?"
Stunned, my crestfallen brother replies
"Geez bro, I didn't think you still needed one!"
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