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  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,003

    Complete? Finished?



    No dictionary has
    been able to adequately explain the difference between
    COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic contest held in London , England , and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar
    Balgobin,
    was the clear winner.



    His final challenge was this:
    Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between
    COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.



     



    Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you
    are COMPLETE.

    ..
    But, when
    you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
    ..And when the right one catches you with
    the wrong one,

    you are
    COMPLETELY FINISHED!"




    His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes
    and it entitled him to receive an
    invitation to dine with the Queen,
    who decided to call him after the contest

  • zagan
    Posts: 4,703
    Erm......
  • NSNO
    Posts: 3,097
    If I shagged Carrie Fisher in the 1980’s my life would have been complete…..if I got to sh*g her last night, there’s no way I could have finished…..
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,003
    after that i'm finished !!
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Stevie G was once the complete footballer, but now he is finished......
  • NSNO
    Posts: 3,097

    after that i'm finished !!


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    don't act like you don't know our level by now ;-)
  • koolhandluke8
    Posts: 3,003
    now i do know the level i'm complete..

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