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  • Winston Wolfe
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  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,630
    CharlieCroker said:

    What do all these dots mean? Am I missing something? There is even a thread about them- dedicated to dots.


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    It's kind of like prison speak for some of the onger serving blueroomers....Once you hit a thousand posts you get the lingo.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,180
    al give you 100 squid for it, 40 malboro lights and a portion of chicken fried rice
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,630
    Done.....but only if you throw in a reacharound.
  • Whiskeyandspeed84
    Posts: 754
    CharlieCroker said:

    Further to my previous post, regarding the concealment of faeces, I must confess that my recommendations were ill-considered. What sort of man would do such a thing, without at least thinking of the ramifications? For instance, what about the inevitable smearing of excreta on one's own hand(s)? Where are you going to get the dog dirt from? It is no good identifying a victim, finding his car and then having to look around feverishly for a dog turd. You would look like a madman. What if the car has moved when you get back? You would feel foolish, having to explain to passers-by, why you were carrying a handful of_shite.

    Of course, the solution is to go equipped- carry a turd around at all times, in your pocket, in a plastic bag- one of those with a snap-fit seal along the top. I've got loads of those, scattered around the coffee table. You can then protect your hands by using supermarket carrier bags. Get the ones without the holes in, for the protection of children who put them on their heads. What about disposal of the bags afterwards? If there is no litter bin nearby, you will be stuck with them- for good. The solution is to carry a broom handle. With this, you can stuff the used bags up your victim's exhaust pipe- right up, until they lodge in the silencer. Imagine the look on his face, when he gets home from the quack, having had all sorts of injections to innoculate him from dog_shit-eye blindness etc, and finds out that his car smells of_shit every time he drives it.


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    funniest thing ive read in ages... now struggling to explain to work colleagues what im laughing at.
  • AussieSheila
    Posts: 1,746
    HOWIE8 said:

    T6FFEE said:

    Because you cant spell and use the english language correctly. Also when on a Everton forum with fellow Everton fans there is a difference between friendly banter and just rude comments such as yours. Maybe you should go join the red side as you would be more at home over there mate.



    Ohhh no, it's one of Sheila's gorgeous lads........ X_X

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    So Howie. You've now officially become a stalker/troll? Shame on you.

    Stick to the point, which was a number plate.

    Although I do recall being regaled with tales of how proud you were of your lad....? Could be mistaken........

  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,460
    This been sold ye' like?
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,180
    Winston Wolfe said:

    Done.....but only if you throw in a reacharound.





    its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the f_ucking century!
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,485
    AussieSheila said:

    So Howie. You've now officially become a stalker/troll? Shame on you.

    Stick to the point, which was a number plate.

    Although I do recall being regaled with tales of how proud you were of your lad....? Could be mistaken........


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    ???

    Fair do's your intellect is too much for me somedays, as like Maths in school didnt understand a thing that was going on.
    Number plates, yeah i gotta personalised one, its first 3 digits are G17, looks like GIT from a distance, thinking of selling it now, you interested ?
  • AussieSheila
    Posts: 1,746
    HOWIE8 said:

    ???

    Fair do's your intellect is too much for me somedays, as like Maths in school didnt understand a thing that was going on.
    Number plates, yeah i gotta personalised one, its first 3 digits are G17, looks like GIT from a distance, thinking of selling it now, you interested ?


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    Nah .....got my own .....B1T CHE

    Bit thanks for the offer.

    You going to the Tottenham game?


  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,630
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  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,630
    sambo applecart said:

    Winston Wolfe said:

    Done.....but only if you throw in a reacharound.





    its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the f_ucking century!

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    Lock stock.....
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    IdiAminDaDa said:

    This been sold ye' like?


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    TBH who's going to buy it now, knowing that Tony will track you down with the CharlieCroker manual of car defecation......
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,460
    1ceablue said:




    TBH who's going to buy it now, knowing that Tony will track you down with the CharlieCroker manual of car defecation......


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    Fair point, well made...
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 1,995
    I do not see what the number plate has to do with Everton, am I missing something.....
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Yobowannabe said:

    I do not see what the number plate has to do with Everton, am I missing something.....


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    A love life ?.....
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 1,995
    Ouch.com...
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,460
    Yobowannabe said:

    I do not see what the number plate has to do with Everton, am I missing something.....


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    Yes, f**k off like! If yer can't be @rsed wastin' stupid amounts of time on 'ere then don't be surprised if yer out the loop like...soz x
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 1,995
    hahah sorry lid only get on in work time and for some reason I was not able to get on here but its all changed. Am back home and am back for good!!
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Yobo for mod.....
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