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Posts: 7,454November 2012tonyd said:
I'll buy your number plate then pull me kecks down and take a massive_shite on it and rub your chubby chops in it
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Posts: 2,812November 2012CharlieCroker said:
Footballers earn above-average wages, and are prone to the occasional bout of ostentation. Some of them even have bad spelling. This must be your target market. If you go in the the entrance on Goodison Road, you could advertise it using a post-it note on the noticeboard behind the desk.
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His cars marked now if I see it I'm gonna put dogshit on his handles and **** all over it
what a pleb he will regret the day he put that plate on here
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Posts: 11November 2012 Yeah yeah. Som how I get the vision your a skinny little top shop kid. Was offered £1200 last home game on the spot. Reg sites are valuing it at about £800ish. Had it for 6years now and only paid £245 at the time
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Posts: 7,454November 2012T6FFEE said:
Yeah yeah. Som how I get the vision your a skinny little top shop kid. Was offered £1200 last home game on the spot. Reg sites are valuing it at about £800ish. Had it for 6years now and only paid £245 at the time
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Posts: 16,259November 2012 What are the odds that everyone Tony calls fat is amazingly ripped and a Gym rat ?
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Posts: 11November 2012CharlieCroker said:
Footballers earn above-average wages, and are prone to the occasional bout of ostentation. Some of them even have bad spelling. This must be your target market. If you go in the the entrance on Goodison Road, you could advertise it using a post-it note on the noticeboard behind the desk.
Not a bad idea that mate.
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Posts: 7,454November 2012blue32years said:
What are the odds that everyone Tony calls fat is amazingly ripped and a Gym rat ?
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Very slim (no pun intended, like) on 'ere like... -
Posts: 2,812November 2012T6FFEE said:
Yeah yeah. Som how I get the vision your a skinny little top shop kid. Was offered £1200 last home game on the spot. Reg sites are valuing it at about £800ish. Had it for 6years now and only paid £245 at the time
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Be sure to carry some wet wipes blud because when you're staring at the turds all over your fingers you'll remember this day 20/11/2012
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Posts: 941November 2012T6FFEE said:CharlieCroker said:
Footballers earn above-average wages, and are prone to the occasional bout of ostentation. Some of them even have bad spelling. This must be your target market. If you go in the the entrance on Goodison Road, you could advertise it using a post-it note on the noticeboard behind the desk.
Not a bad idea that mate.-----------------
My fee is 10%. Normally, I would not be so vulgar as to ask, but I am skint and desperate.
It would be more satisfying to sell it to an Everton player, I guess, even if you had to take a bit of a hit on the price. Imagine the pride in being able to say, "That was mine once", when you see one of our stars driving by. Pienaar, for example, is a bit of a man about town, according to the papers. He would love it, cruising along Lime Street with his window down and some bad-**** rap-type noise blaring out of the radio. Oh no, I forgot: he already has a personalised plate- P15SED. -
Posts: 2,812November 2012blue32years said:
What are the odds that everyone Tony calls fat is amazingly ripped and a Gym rat ?
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I'm more of a long distance runner don't do gyms its full of bell ends with personalised number plates like this beaut
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Posts: 7,454November 2012CharlieCroker said:
My fee is 10%. Normally, I would not be so vulgar as to ask, but I am skint and desperate.
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And on drugs, like... -
Posts: 11November 2012 Tony mate. Did you used to work in teh car parks as a kid? I remember going to the games with me dad and there would always be a couple a lads asking for £1 to look after the cars and you couldnt give it to them as they would scracth the crap out of it...
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Posts: 7,454November 2012T6FFEE said:
Tony mate. Did you used to work in teh car parks as a kid? I remember going to the games with me dad and there would always be a couple a lads asking for £1 to look after the cars and you couldnt give it to them as they would scracth the crap out of it...
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Posts: 2,812November 2012T6FFEE said:
Tony mate. Did you used to work in teh car parks as a kid? I remember going to the games with me dad and there would always be a couple a lads asking for £1 to look after the cars and you couldnt give it to them as they would scracth the crap out of it...
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where did you learn to spell? you slagged off idi before for his grammar and look at yours
and no did I_fuck work in a carpark I will keep an eye out for a nice white dog turd for your passenger and driver side doors
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Posts: 11November 2012 LOL! Tony your all class and heart mate. Maybe we could meet up for a pint before the game in the Royal Oak?
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Posts: 941November 2012tonyd said:
I'm gonna put dogshit on his handles and **** all over it
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The modern type of motor car has door handles consisting of a flap, which needs to be pulled upwards to unlatch the lock. You have probably seen them. If you smear dog dirt under this flap, the car owner is unlikely to see it, unless he is unusually alert. You can then embed drawing pins in the dog muck. The owner's instinct, upon pricking his fingers on the pins, will be to thrust them into his mouth and lick them. Just a thought.
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Posts: 11November 2012 Charlie, your mind is amazing. Remind me to ask you to any of my mates stag doos or come up with ideas
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Posts: 24,142November 2012Winston Wolfe said:
Pretty sure there's a website you can stick it into that gives you a value of it....Sambo know the website name..... lemon something I think.
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Lemonparty.org is best palce to sell number plates -
Posts: 941November 2012 Further to my previous post, regarding the concealment of faeces, I must confess that my recommendations were ill-considered. What sort of man would do such a thing, without at least thinking of the ramifications? For instance, what about the inevitable smearing of excreta on one's own hand(s)? Where are you going to get the dog dirt from? It is no good identifying a victim, finding his car and then having to look around feverishly for a dog turd. You would look like a madman. What if the car has moved when you get back? You would feel foolish, having to explain to passers-by, why you were carrying a handful of_shite.
Of course, the solution is to go equipped- carry a turd around at all times, in your pocket, in a plastic bag- one of those with a snap-fit seal along the top. I've got loads of those, scattered around the coffee table. You can then protect your hands by using supermarket carrier bags. Get the ones without the holes in, for the protection of children who put them on their heads. What about disposal of the bags afterwards? If there is no litter bin nearby, you will be stuck with them- for good. The solution is to carry a broom handle. With this, you can stuff the used bags up your victim's exhaust pipe- right up, until they lodge in the silencer. Imagine the look on his face, when he gets home from the quack, having had all sorts of injections to innoculate him from dog_shit-eye blindness etc, and finds out that his car smells of_shit every time he drives it.
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