The views below are submitted by registered users of evertonfc.com and do not necessarily reflect the views of Everton Football Club. View the Blueroom acceptable usage policy.

So you are god and you have no choice but to...
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,350
    Only ill miss you

    I know the right angle see ?
  • Winston Wolfe
    Posts: 4,684
    tonyd said:






    -----------------



    Are their toilets still just holes in the ground?

    That's reason enough.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    where do i start....France(same reasons as Tone), Italy(swapping sides in ww2, you dont get second chances in my book, cant trust them types), Spain (but not Majorca cos i know you like it there), Switzerland (them f_uckers don't know what they want), 95% of the middle east, Canada, Africa (just to get rid of most of the AIDS).......















































    sorry, did you say 1?? 
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,580
    OldGoldenVision said:

    Denbigh sure ter let me know so am not there...


    -----------------



    Hey my office is in Denbigh, no more dinky dinks if ya do Denbigh like. Torquay btw, bigger the bomb the better like.....
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,519
    the u s of a

    sorted
  • Beano
    Posts: 3,300

    If I'm God, I can reclassify Anfield as a country can't I?

    I'd make sure none of the debris hits Goodison.,..except Gerrard's and Suarez's heads landing in the centre circle....during a game!
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,519
    Beano said:

    If I'm God, I can reclassify Anfield as a country can't I?

    I'd make sure none of the debris hits Goodison.,..except Gerrard's and Suarez's heads landing in the centre circle....during a game!


    -----------------



    play "hit the crossbar" at half time with them, everyone gets a few go's like, actually, it would have to be after the match, it would probably go on for hours haha

  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,896
    .
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,896
    sambo applecart said:

    null


    -----------------



    Bloody hell Sam. You'd be a brilliant god. I'd worship you.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Snowcone said:

    Bloody hell Sam. You'd be a brilliant god. I'd worship you.



    -----------------





    ^:)^
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,519
    Snowcone said:

    Bloody hell Sam. You'd be a brilliant god. I'd worship you.


    -----------------



    if he had included the us, id agree
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    jasonle41 said:

    if he had included the us, id agree


    -----------------



    was a tough call Jase, but, as i ve met more loud mouthed irritating canadians than americans i went with Canada. Gutted i've let you down :(
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,519
    sambo applecart said:

    was a tough call Jase, but, as i ve met more loud mouthed irritating canadians than americans i went with Canada. Gutted i've let you down :(


    -----------------



    still make a good god like, just not a brilliant one haha
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    jasonle41 said:

    still make a good god like, just not a brilliant one haha


    -----------------



    its not all bad then!
  • jasonle41
    Posts: 1,519
    sambo applecart said:

    its not all bad then!


    -----------------



    i disagree slightly about spain too but at least you never mentioned wales like
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    jasonle41 said:

    i disagree slightly about spain too but at least you never mentioned wales like


    -----------------



    We are British imo mate :)
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,896
    sambo applecart said:

    We are British imo mate :)


    -----------------



    You're spot on about canadians, can't stand them. I like Spaniards though, well, the women, the fit ones.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Snowcone said:

    You're spot on about canadians, can't stand them. I like Spaniards though, well, the women, the fit ones.


    -----------------



    The one's i've met mate, full of their own self importance. Me. me. me type breed. 
  • NSNO
    Posts: 3,136
    Beano said:

    If I'm God, I can reclassify Anfield as a country can't I?

    I'd make sure none of the debris hits Goodison.,..except Gerrard's and Suarez's heads landing in the centre circle....during a game!


    -----------------




    yeah but the FA would deduct us 30 points for failing to keep human debris off the playing pitch.....
  • NSNO
    Posts: 3,136
    probably Turkey....

    or Israel.....
Add a Comment

Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Forum

Poll

No poll attached to this discussion.

In this Discussion