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ken dodd
  • cjohno
    Posts: 5,124
    Ken dodd has been arrested in the jimmy saville sex inquiry,
    A uraguian women, claims he shagged her 25 years ago, mrs suarez said she has cast iron proof it was dodd who done it.
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 950
    He came out feet first and broke her ankle.
  • Deus Ex Machina
    Posts: 3,204
    CharlieCroker said:

    He came out feet first and broke her ankle.


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    He said he never touched her.
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 950
    The midwife gave nothing. She thought the Mrs. Suarez was simulating. Doddy had previously said that she went down too easily.
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,525
    Deus Ex Machina said:

    CharlieCroker said:

    He came out feet first and broke her ankle.


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    He said he never touched her.


    Always the victim.......
  • nil satis nisi optimun
    Posts: 136
    I new he reminded me of someone.
  • MidnightBlue
    Posts: 27
    These revelations come at a bad time for Mrs Suarez who has been contesting lawsuits from Sid the Sloth and Bugs Bunny concerning the paternity of her rodent-faced offspring.

    Both celebrities have vehemently denied spawning the weasel faced ferret by claiming ".... look at us. We are loved by billions of people around the world. You try and find any non-delusional person who feels the same about him..... Anyway, he's a rat....... You should be speaking to Mickey, not us !!!!"
  • cjohno
    Posts: 5,124
    i liked micky he was a mouse anyway, think roland is the culprit couldnt stand that rat either
  • Smigone
    Posts: 2,748
    this is one of the funniest threads i have read in a while, well done men.
  • brboy1
    Posts: 944
    Mrs Suarez has yet to comment on rumours of the siamese seperation of Tom Daley & 'little louis',who's feet were taken by the olympic medallist.Penalty.!!
  • wocker
    Posts: 45
    i might be wrong but weren,t his parents in tails of the riverbank,his mother was disguised as a hamster to avoid immigration officials
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