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Sex lives of football teams (just for fun)
  • GwladysMac
    Posts: 12
    Man City, I'll buy whoever I want.
    Liverpool, It never went in, it's an injustice.
    Crystal Palace, I'm going down, don't like that, I'm going back up again.
    Stoke City, get it long and stick it in.
    Fulham, We think we're big but we're actually small and never go anywhere.
    Portsmouth, we paid too many rentboys and now we're in debt.
    Arsenal, we play an attractive build up, we have a philosophy, our way is the best way.
    Man United, go down as quick as you can and a guy will blow in your favour.
    Everton, Start off slowly and finish with a flourish.
    Rangers, That was a sticky end.
    England, we deserved something better.
    Scotland, We did it!!! Let's have a party.
  • murray1878
    Posts: 2,876
    awful
  • himwill
    Posts: 554
    haha
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    GwladysMac said:

    Stoke City, get it long and stick it in.


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    Starts out large (Crouch) but tends to decrease in size (Owen)... not particularly pretty to watch... but generally effective...
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,297
    Liverpool and anfield - a Thai brothel


    Looks ok from the outside but ultimately its full of c0cks
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