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Welcome Back Howie
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,303
    I thought I'd start a thread to welcome Howie back to the Blueroom.
    Please feel free to add your own message or carry on with my poem.
    I know he will have missed posting this week, so I thought this would be a nice surprise for him...

    Oh Howie how we've missed ya!
    It seems to have been so long,
    since we saw your cheerful posts.
    But not even a week has gone.

    So how was it Howie?
    Did you laugh your days away?
    Was it fun with the in-laws?
    Or did you want to run away?

    We're glad to have you back,
    in our room of Blues
    It wasn't the same without ya!
    But, we managed to make it through.
    :-)
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,142
    Howie, do you remember me, oh Howie......hope you had a nice week away mate, and al be most disappointed if you didn't bring me some jersey rock back!
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,477
    Blub blub blub sniff sniff blub blub oooooooer, blub sniff sniff, cant tell ya how touchin that was my BEG, lost for words, im sorry for blubbing, so embarrassing. Sambo your Jersey Rock was confiscated in Customs, think i misunderstood what you meant about Jersey Rock, Im having to appear in court soon, hope ya can give me a character reference mate......
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,142
    HOWIE8 said:

    Blub blub blub sniff sniff blub blub oooooooer, blub sniff sniff, cant tell ya how touchin that was my BEG, lost for words, im sorry for blubbing, so embarrassing. Sambo your Jersey Rock was confiscated in Customs, think i misunderstood what you meant about Jersey Rock, Im having to appear in court soon, hope ya can give me a character reference mate......


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    hahahahahahahaha


    of course amigo, no problem :)
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,736
    Oh Howie how we've missed ya!
    It seems to have been so long,
    since we saw your cheerful posts.
    But not even a week has gone.

    So how was it Howie?
    Did you laugh your days away?
    Was it fun with the in-laws?
    Or did you want to run away?

    We're glad to have you back,
    in our room of Blues
    It wasn't the same without ya!
    But, we managed to make it through

    Now your back we wonder
    About the office and Claire
    BUt the question we are asking
    Is are you willing to share
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,477
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant but the answer is unoqivocally NO!!!!!!! NOT MY CLAIRE.......
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    Howie since you've been gone
    Ive sought comfort in the fridge
    So even though I'm fat
    Will yer still touch ma widge
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,736
    As your not for sharing
    the lovely claire from work
    i can only wonder
    if you are a jerk

    Of course the answer is no
    but to make the poem rhyme
    you have to use some words
    that are hurtful at time

    But lets finish my part
    with a proper welcome back
    And all the while still thinking
    About the lovely claires c****

  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,142
    Mary had a little pig,
    she kept it as a pet,
    when the price of pork went up,
    she ate the little get
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,736
    sambo applecart said:

    Mary had a little pig,

    she kept it as a pet,
    when the price of pork went up,
    she ate the little get

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    Poor business sense from Mary there.

    should have sold it and bought chickens
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    You know what's better than towie? ... Howie

    You know what's better than Bowie ? ... Howie


    You knows what's better than Dowie ?.....Howie


    Is there anything better than as howie ? .... Nowie
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,477
    Guys guys guys im in tears here, i just dont deserve it, havent laughed so much since, before i went on hols with the outlaws.
    Thanks for such a wonderful n warm welcome back, not quite what BEG was perhaps thinking would follow in the thread im sure....
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,736
    Howie howie howie
    the truth it must be told
    while you were away
    we all hoped Cahill would be sold
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    Ha ha
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,736
    I think i may have a future in poetry/limericks
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,477
    Milky Milky Milky
    Youre such a silly sod
    You defo should know by now
    Everton will never sell God
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    Milky milky fell off his bike
    Milky milky ffs like
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,736
    God may walk on water
    But his jumping let him down
    Come the end of the season
    He acted like a clown

    Now timmy's getting old
    and he has been a hero
    but i would rather he leave
    then end his career as a zero
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,736
    blue32years said:

    Milky milky fell off his bike
    Milky milky ffs like


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    Not easy doing a rhyme
    with your username
    So instead of trying
    I'll just call you lame
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,477
    Always reliable
    Thats undeniable
    His heart n soul
    To score a goal.
    Jelavic will thrive,
    with Timmy in behind,
    Just watch in the next derby
    When the Croatian scores five......
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,259
    milky71 said:

    Not easy doing a rhyme
    with your username
    So instead of trying
    I'll just call you lame


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    Can't make your woman happy , what do you do ?

    Get on the phone , call blue32
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