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Help my pet monkey
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,776
    He travels everywhere with  me all the way from Chester Zoo. He loves the game and goes oooo oooo ooo ahhhh oooo everytime we score. He even throws his own poo at the away fans. I forgot to get him a ticket and he's not registered. Please please please help Mr Wobblycock get to wembley.
  • blueboy232
    Posts: 166
    hahaha classic.......... :-)) f**kin nuts!!! listen if u do manage to get him a ticket ill be in the bear pub by the gound ill sort him a bag of cashew nuts
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    Reckon theres a banner in that "wobblycock for wembley campaign"
  • blueboy232
    Posts: 166
    get on it ill throw in a fiver!
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,301
    I'm starting a fundraiser now

    I've got Noel Edmonds , Elton John , Tarzan and johnny Morris
  • Kim Jong-il
    Posts: 989
    blue32years said:

    I'm starting a fundraiser now

    I've got Noel Edmonds , Elton John , Tarzan and johnny Morris


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    I can add Cannon and Ball , Jim Bowen,  Eddie Large and Kevin the Gerbil, Esther Rantzen saidFuck off along will Cilla Black.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,301
    She's like that cilla but Esther rantzen loves monkeys , im surprised.


    I'm on the phone with the chuckle brothers right now
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    Im askin michaela strachan... bit of eye candy like...
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,301
    I used to come in after nights out and pretend michela strachan was my girlfriend on the Hitman and her




    Her or the bird on the bbc intermission with the chalk board and clown
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,680
    Snowcone said:

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    Haha, this is funny  :-))
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,776
    blue32years said:

    I used to come in after nights out and pretend michela strachan was my girlfriend on the Hitman and her




    Her or the bird on the bbc intermission with the chalk board and clown


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    Remember her in a tight black and white striped mini dress. Ruined my Prince of Wales checked pants.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    blue32years said:

    She's like that cilla but Esther rantzen loves monkeys , im surprised.


    I'm on the phone with the chuckle brothers right now


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    been to see them live, god knows why ive admitted then. 
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,301
    Ta me
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    ta you
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    I imagine blue has/had a tache at some point...
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    just like ron jeremy's i imagine 
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    D'yer think he might look like im n all?
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    OldGoldenVision said:

    D'yer think he might be hung like im n all?


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    I'd think so mate. He seems pretty confident like.
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