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Things I've discovered this week.
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,913
    AC Milan are rubbish

    Howie is a very nice man

    Blue32 is the new Harold Shipman

    Rats can't swim

    Daive521 is mentally ill.

    Bill Kenwright seems to be alright again.
  • diggernaut
    Posts: 1,214
    Snowcone said:

    AC Milan are rubbish

    Howie is a very nice man

    Blue32 is the new Harold Shipman

    Rats can't swim

    Daive521 is mentally ill.

    Bill Kenwright seems to be alright again.


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    The rubbish jus' equalised yer blert.
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,788
    not a bad week in all

    Concur with the Howie part and wish to meet him one day.

    He can leave the misses at home though
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,384
    I have never murdered anyone without consent from the leper monkeys
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Suarez and Carroll CAN swim, well dive anyway.......
  • blue-eyed girl
    Posts: 1,306
    Football is more entertaining when your team wins...
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,384
    London girls need alot more chloroform than scouse girls



    Geordies just need chips
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,516
    Chips? They saw you comin then...
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,384
    Literally
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    blue32years said:

    London girls need alot more chlorophyll than scouse girls to get a tan



    Geordies just need to work in a chippy


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    Also......
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    A multicolured barcode srtiped cow can make you smile everytime you see it....
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    HOWIE8 said:

    A multicolured barcode srtiped cow can make you smile everytime you see it....


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    Yeah I've been out with girls like that too.........
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    I havent started talking to it yet though Icy......
    You got a chat up line for me......
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,913
    Things to say when trying to woo a cow:

    Are you feeling horny.

    Is that a rubber glove between yer legs or are you just pleased to see me.

    Gis a feel or yer ****.

    Put this jacket round you yer must be fresian.
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    And why are they all called Daisy.....
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    And if there's two of them you always fancy the udder one....
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,384
    I got the moo's like jagger
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,583
    Snowcone said:

    Things to say when trying to woo a cow:

    Are you feeling horny.

    Is that a rubber glove between yer legs or are you just pleased to see me.

    Gis a feel or yer ****.

    Put this jacket round you yer must be fresian.



    Im a nice man want something a bit more subtle than that, thanks anyway Snowy.....
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,913
    Do I look good in this Jersey.

    Wanna chew my cud?

  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,913
    HOWIE8 said:

    Snowcone said:

    Things to say when trying to woo a cow:

    Are you feeling horny.

    Is that a rubber glove between yer legs or are you just pleased to see me.

    Gis a feel or yer ****.

    Put this jacket round you yer must be fresian.



    Im a nice man want something a bit more subtle than that, thanks anyway Snowy.....

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    Ok then, you simply say, look love, I know I've got a face like a prunes wallet but I will love you with all my ****.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,384
    It's cold in here , take my coat you must be friesian.
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