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Load of old turds
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,659
    I have for sale a collection of fossilised dogshite. Some of it dates back to the days of the dinosaurs. One of them looks like Richard Whitely. Anyone interested please let me know. 
  • 1ceablue
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    Are any of them signed......
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,659
    1ceablue said:

    Are any of them signed......


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    No, but it can be arranged. One has a makers mark and two are hallmarked. Another has a long bit of hair connecting it to a separate blob, obviously that one is rare and therefore more expensive.
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Are they all by recognised shitters.. or are any unkowns.....
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,659
    1ceablue said:

    Are they all by recognised shitters.. or are any unkowns.....


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    The only famous one was stolen from Paris Hiltons handbag. Its believed to have belonged to Purple Aki.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,405
    And its signed? I'll take it.
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253

    And its signed? I'll take it.


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    Turd burglar.........ffs........
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,659
    Just listed them on preloved as Coprolites. Been offered Andy Carroll as a swap.
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Don't do it, they're taking the pi.ss.......

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