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Met this ample chested lady in a bar.......
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    She dragged me into an alley telling me i could have some fun with her massive breasts. 


    She then beat me to the floor and nicked my wallet.....


    It was a frickin booby trap!
  • Beano
    Posts: 3,301
    I'm ashamed to admit it - I giggeled!!
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    I'm ashamed to admit that I googled "booby trap"... just to see what the image search would reveal...
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Beano said:

    I'm ashamed to admit it - I giggeled!!


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    hahaha, good man ;)
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm ashamed to admit that I googled "booby trap"... just to see what the image search would reveal...


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    pervert **coughs**....what did it come up with?! ;) lol
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
    sambo applecart said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm ashamed to admit that I googled "booby trap"... just to see what the image search would reveal...


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    pervert **coughs**....what did it come up with?! ;) lol

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    the search is a lot better if you take the "trap" out 
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm ashamed to admit that I googled "booby trap"... just to see what the image search would reveal...


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    pervert **coughs**....what did it come up with?! ;) lol

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    the search is a lot better if you take the "trap" out 

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    ;)
  • mikraz
    Posts: 2,158
    Good one, just what we needed on a Monday!
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,785
    mikraz said:

    Good one, just what we needed on a Monday!


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    It really isn't

    Unless the quality of jokes improves then i'll be forced topost some
  • mikraz
    Posts: 2,158
    Ah come on milky, give us your worst then.
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,785
    no
  • mikraz
    Posts: 2,158
    Don't criticise if you can't do better :-q
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,785
    I can do better or worse but have pride and integrity so will give Sambo 1 last chance
  • bluetouch
    Posts: 1,230
    Polish people living in the uk have sent a petition containing thousands of names to the bbc complaining that they want to see more television programs with polish people in it so the bbc has backed down and are now going to show crimewatch twice a week.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    Milky are you going to allow this racism?
  • mikraz
    Posts: 2,158
    Blues changing his name to alf garnett.
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,785
    OldGoldenVision said:

    Milky are you going to allow this racism?


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    I think i might like.

    I always disliked MR SHEEN
  • mikraz
    Posts: 2,158
    Took me neopolitan mastiff to the vets the other day, vet picked him up to take a closer look at him and said I'm going to have to put him down, with a tear in my eye I said why what's the problem, vet said he's just too heavy to hold.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    Thats it? Thats the milky joke? And you had the nerve to knock other peoples jokes... shame on you!
  • milky71
    Posts: 8,785
    FFS i know you laughed coz Sambo choked
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    Borin borin milky!
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