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Has anyone else got?
  • Snowcone
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    A slippery ball bag?
  • OldGoldenVision
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    the underside is pleasingly so... what of it?
  • Snowcone
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    the underside is pleasingly so... what of it?


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    Mines doing my head in, like a bar of soap. Keep rubbing at it in the shower to get it to stop being so slippy. Got shower gel up myarse before, stung like abastard.
  • OldGoldenVision
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    Talc?
  • Snowcone
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    Talc?


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    Might have to try that if all else fails. Think its my kecks to be honest, need to wear shorts, let some air in. 




  • OldGoldenVision
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    Might help that... just give em a good airing when yer get in like...
  • spengler
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    its all bumholes and ball bags with you two isnt it!
  • Snowcone
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    spengler said:

    its all bumholes and ball bags with you two isnt it!


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    Do you ever slip a finger up yer bum when you're in the bath?

  • OldGoldenVision
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    They do take up a lot of yer life like... when yer think about it... even when yer not workin... they still play a big part...
  • OldGoldenVision
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    Snowcone said:

    spengler said:

    its all bumholes and ball bags with you two isnt it!


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    Do you ever slip a finger up yer bum when you're in the bath?


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    rude not too!

  • Snowcone
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    Snowcone said:

    spengler said:

    its all bumholes and ball bags with you two isnt it!


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    Do you ever slip a finger up yer bum when you're in the bath?


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    rude not too!


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    I get 4 up, thats why the wife calls me kitkat.
  • Li tie
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    Ever slipped it up there by mistake when wiping..straight through the bog roll...the old brown ballerina
  • spengler
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    Snowcone said:

    spengler said:

    its all bumholes and ball bags with you two isnt it!


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    Do you ever slip a finger up yer bum when you're in the bath?


    well as it happens i...hang on thats none of your bloomin business, i dont do things like that!! im from the south you know!
  • OldGoldenVision
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    Me missus just calls me snickers...
  • Snowcone
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    Li tie said:

    Ever slipped it up there by mistake when wiping..straight through the bog roll...the old brown ballerina


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    Happens all the time, gets under yer fingernails the lot. Takes me ages wiping it on the wife.
  • sambo applecart
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    pretty standard thing when walking down the street is slipping a couple of digits in the old rectum.

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