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  • ChicagoSoccer
    Posts: 95
    Dear Bluroom:
    Q.: A Facebook friend of mine "likes" Luis Suarez. What should I do? I already told him that Suarez is despicable, part of the Suarez-Gerrard-Carragher holy trinity of disgust, and heard nothing further.
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
    You'll have to kill him. 
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Find a new friend........
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,512
    If you ask Tony really nicely he might let you have one of his poo pics to post on the fellas wall before removing him as a "friend".

    Ps - it wasnt milky was it?
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,570
    Think Sambo is your man to suggest somat ...........
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,681
    1ceablue said:

    Find a new friend........


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    Haha, I'll go with this!
  • ChicagoSoccer
    Posts: 95
    The upsetting thing is he's not a S#!te supporter, as far as I know. What excuse is there? I gave him a warning. The next time something like this happens, he'll get broken kneecaps.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    ChicagoSoccer said:

    The upsetting thing is he's not a S#!te supporter, as far as I know. What excuse is there? I gave him a warning. The next time something like this happens, he'll get broken kneecaps.


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    Go round his house, knock on the door, when he answers, barge in, head butt him, drag him into the garden, douse him in petrol, and light a match, tell him if he doesn't remove the picture, next time you come round you'll set fire to him.....
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
    sambo applecart said:

    ChicagoSoccer said:

    The upsetting thing is he's not a S#!te supporter, as far as I know. What excuse is there? I gave him a warning. The next time something like this happens, he'll get broken kneecaps.


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    Go round his house, knock on the door, when he answers, barge in, head butt him, drag him into the garden, douse him in petrol, and light a match, tell him if he doesn't remove the picture, next time you come round you'll set fire to him.....

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    This but drill through a knee cap or 2 first 
  • Li tie
    Posts: 56
    Id climb up on his roof and drop a big steaming one down his chimney
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    ChicagoSoccer said:

    The upsetting thing is he's not a S#!te supporter, as far as I know. What excuse is there? I gave him a warning. The next time something like this happens, he'll get broken kneecaps.


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    Go round his house, knock on the door, when he answers, barge in, head butt him, drag him into the garden, douse him in petrol, and light a match, tell him if he doesn't remove the picture, next time you come round you'll set fire to him.....

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    This but drill through a knee cap or 2 first     

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    No Daniel.


    Its the thought of the act, rather than the act itself that does the most pyschological damage. 
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    ChicagoSoccer said:

    The upsetting thing is he's not a S#!te supporter, as far as I know. What excuse is there? I gave him a warning. The next time something like this happens, he'll get broken kneecaps.


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    Go round his house, knock on the door, when he answers, barge in, head butt him, drag him into the garden, douse him in petrol, and light a match, tell him if he doesn't remove the picture, next time you come round you'll set fire to him.....

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    This but drill through a knee cap or 2 first     

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    No Daniel.


    Its the thought of the act, rather than the act itself that does the most pyschological damage. 

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    booooo! Could you bugger him or could you only threaten to bugger him? 
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    threaten mate. in the right situation, you can make people believe anything will happen if you make them scared enough.
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
    But eventually if you don't act upon your threats people will know you wont follow through
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Warrington Dan said:

    But eventually if you don't act upon your threats people will know you wont follow through


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    thats why you do every now and then to make examples. 
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    But eventually if you don't act upon your threats people will know you wont follow through


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    thats why you do every now and then to make examples. 

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    Well I just beat a chef to death with a hammer because he forgot to put cheese on my cheese burger. 
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
      
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    But eventually if you don't act upon your threats people will know you wont follow through


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    thats why you do every now and then to make examples. 

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    Well I just beat a chef to death with a hammer because he forgot to put cheese on my cheese burger. 

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    Believe this or not Daniel, that is actually a pretty standard reaction when a chef doesn't put cheese on your cheese burger. 
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    But eventually if you don't act upon your threats people will know you wont follow through


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    thats why you do every now and then to make examples. 

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    Well I just beat a chef to death with a hammer because he forgot to put cheese on my cheese burger. 

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    Believe this or not Daniel, that is actually a pretty standard reaction when a chef doesn't put cheese on your cheese burger. 

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    Thank you! The policeman said I overreacted 
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    But eventually if you don't act upon your threats people will know you wont follow through


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    thats why you do every now and then to make examples. 

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    Well I just beat a chef to death with a hammer because he forgot to put cheese on my cheese burger. 

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    Believe this or not Daniel, that is actually a pretty standard reaction when a chef doesn't put cheese on your cheese burger. 

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    Thank you! The policeman said I overreacted 

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    The police always lie. 
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,859
    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Warrington Dan said:

    But eventually if you don't act upon your threats people will know you wont follow through


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    thats why you do every now and then to make examples. 

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    Well I just beat a chef to death with a hammer because he forgot to put cheese on my cheese burger. 

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    Believe this or not Daniel, that is actually a pretty standard reaction when a chef doesn't put cheese on your cheese burger. 

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    Thank you! The policeman said I overreacted 

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    The police always lie. 

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    I know. Some **** was playing music out loud at the train station and the police said it was wrong of my to throw him under the next oncoming train. 
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