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A Stracqualursi song
  • phillyharper
    Posts: 3
    I'm new here so hello everyone.

    Our man Stracqualursi is starting to hit a few home and we are struggling to come up with a song!

    Stracqualursi fits perfectly to the tune of "in the navy" by the village people.

    Stracqualursi. He lives across the Atlantic sea.

    Stracqualursi. We're waiting for him to get three.

    Stracqualursi. Stracqualursi.


  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,669
    We already have a song for him mate!

    Feed the Strac and he will score!
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,713
    Still struggling then.
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,669
    Snowcone said:

    Still struggling then.


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    Its terrible isn't it!
  • murray1878
    Posts: 2,865

    I'm new here so hello everyone.

    Our man Stracqualursi is starting to hit a few home and we are struggling to come up with a song!

    Stracqualursi fits perfectly to the tune of "in the navy" by the village people.

    Stracqualursi. He lives across the Atlantic sea.

    Stracqualursi. We're waiting for him to get three.

    Stracqualursi. Stracqualursi.



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    Welcome to the forum m8......Duno if that one will catch on to tell the tuth. 
  • Snipellis11
    Posts: 125
    we also sing dou dou dou denis stracqualursi
  • BlueJayDee
    Posts: 530
    He's big,
    He's Straq,
    He gives the ball a whack,
    Feed the Straq, Feed the Straq

    Seen a good one on facebook that was to the tune of paparazzi by ladyboy gaga, but can't remember  the words other than where she sings "Paparazzi" you used "Stracqualursi"
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,713

    we also sing dou dou dou denis stracqualursi




    You must have been up all night writing that.
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,669

    He's big,
    He's Straq,
    He gives the ball a whack,
    Feed the Straq, Feed the Straq

    Seen a good one on facebook that was to the tune of paparazzi by ladyboy gaga, but can't remember  the words other than where she sings "Paparazzi" you used "Stracqualursi"


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    :-q
  • brboy1
    Posts: 930
    He's big & blue.

    Another on loan to

    Long name,long name.
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Jesus Christ, is this what we are reduced to......
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,713
    1ceablue said:

    Jesus Christ, is this what we are reduced to......



    Now thats catchy, to the tune of?
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Snowcone said:

    1ceablue said:

    Jesus Christ, is this what we are reduced to......



    Now thats catchy, to the tune of?

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    I was thinking......"and if you know your history" .........but it needs work........
  • Kim Jong-il
    Posts: 989
    He should've stopped when he got to the in the navy bit the poofter
  • phillyharper
    Posts: 3
    Pleased you all like it. Haha. This is indeed what we're reduced to.
  • Ivdlit
    Posts: 1,997
    So which one is gonna be the el straca song?
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,858
    Ivdlit said:

    So which one is gonna be the el straca song?


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    Please don't Simon Cowell it up 
  • CharlieCroker
    Posts: 940
    The original poster's song, by my reckoning, does not scan. It has too many syllables in the second line. "Irish sea" would fit, but that introduces some ambiguity to the lyrics, which would not do. Frank Skinner, **** though he is, said on the telly that football songs should be improvised. Are there any jazzmen on the forum?
  • scottinfrance139347
    Posts: 2,311

    straqi is our argy he`ll score past everyone

  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,461
    One ha ha ha
    Two ha ha ha
    Three el straca
    Score

    (the count from sesame street)
  • cahillrulz
    Posts: 1
    i found some1 post this on fb to the tune supercalafrajalisticexpealidocious

    Super Argie center forward Denis Stracqualursi!
    If you've seen him on the pitch you'll know he shows no mercy!
    Scores it with his **** head from 20 yards or 30!
    SUPER ARGIE CENTER FORWARD DENIS STRACQUALURSI!!!

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