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How many texts a day
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,738
    What is an acceptable number of texts in one day to a girl who is married to someone else?
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,496
    What about the sender?
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,188
    hahahahahahaahahahahahaha.


    Hundereds mate.

    Hang on, no.

    Thousands.

    Proper suggestive dirty ones at that. 

    Unless he is big and black.

    Then none.
  • Jxg
    Posts: 1,537
    Depends on their nature. But I'd say 3 or 4.


    sambo applecart said:

    hahahahahahaahahahahahaha.



    Hundereds mate.

    Hang on, no.

    Thousands.

    Proper suggestive dirty ones at that. 

    Unless he is big and black.

    Then none.

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    Or that.




  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,738
    OldGoldenVision said:

    What about the sender?


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    He's married too. Dirtybastard.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,496
    I'm disappointed...
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,188
    Snowcone said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    What about the sender?


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    He's married too. Dirtybastard.

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    I only have to have a lass text me to say hello and ask how i am. The alarm bell's start ringing in my head that she wants me. A stirring in the loins starts and im like a rat up a drain pipe. Until i realize its my mum. 
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,738
    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm disappointed...


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    So am I, nearly used my allowance already and not so much as a sniff of a fish supper.
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,738
    sambo applecart said:

    Snowcone said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    What about the sender?


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    He's married too. Dirtybastard.

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    I only have to have a lass text me to say hello and ask how i am. The alarm bell's start ringing in my head that she wants me. A stirring in the loins starts and im like a rat up a drain pipe. Until i realize its my mum. 

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    As far as I'm concerned, if they start the text with "Hey" I'm in there. 
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,188
    Snowcone said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm disappointed...


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    So am I, nearly used my allowance already and not so much as a sniff of a fish supper.

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    Ive got unlimited texts mate, PM me her number and al keep the banter going for you until next month.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,496
    Hey yer share the number!
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,738
    sambo applecart said:

    Snowcone said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm disappointed...


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    So am I, nearly used my allowance already and not so much as a sniff of a fish supper.

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    Ive got unlimited texts mate, PM me her number and al keep the banter going for you until next month.

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    Don't even know how many I get, something like 5000, I got unlimited internet and data. Reckon the 5000 might have gone this afternoon.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,188
    Snowcone said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Snowcone said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm disappointed...


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    So am I, nearly used my allowance already and not so much as a sniff of a fish supper.

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    Ive got unlimited texts mate, PM me her number and al keep the banter going for you until next month.

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    Don't even know how many I get, something like 5000, I got unlimited internet and data. Reckon the 5000 might have gone this afternoon.

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    You've put a reasonable shift in so far. I suspect when you get to 50,000 she might send you a pic of her ****.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,272
    I get some right dirty ones off this girl.

    ' your Mobile bill is due , please pay immediately '


    Really filthy stuff like that
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,738
    sambo applecart said:

    Snowcone said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Snowcone said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm disappointed...


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    So am I, nearly used my allowance already and not so much as a sniff of a fish supper.

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    Ive got unlimited texts mate, PM me her number and al keep the banter going for you until next month.

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    Don't even know how many I get, something like 5000, I got unlimited internet and data. Reckon the 5000 might have gone this afternoon.

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    You've put a reasonable shift in so far. I suspect when you get to 50,000 she might send you a pic of her ****.

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    Gettin there like, lols, the lot. Loads of Awwwwws as well. Reckon she's phoned the police by now.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,188
    Snowcone said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Snowcone said:

    sambo applecart said:

    Snowcone said:

    OldGoldenVision said:

    I'm disappointed...


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    So am I, nearly used my allowance already and not so much as a sniff of a fish supper.

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    Ive got unlimited texts mate, PM me her number and al keep the banter going for you until next month.

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    Don't even know how many I get, something like 5000, I got unlimited internet and data. Reckon the 5000 might have gone this afternoon.

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    You've put a reasonable shift in so far. I suspect when you get to 50,000 she might send you a pic of her ****.

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    Gettin there like, lols, the lot. Loads of Awwwwws as well. Reckon she's phoned the police by now.

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    Now's the time to go in for the kill. Strike while the iron is hot. 
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,738
    So should I untie her then?
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,188
    Snowcone said:

    So should I untie her then?


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    Take the pool ball out of her mouth first to test the water, see how much noise she makes. 
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,485
    Not got round to texting yet, is it easy to do?..........
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,496
    Ffs al book yer in for some lessons lol
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,485
    GR8, THNX,OGV.

    F U N E X? S V F X N M. V F X N M n Ps 2...........
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