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Tim Vines
  • eire blue
    Posts: 115
    Tim Vines, the Americian Comedian has just won gag of the year with the following:

    GLACOMA.COM........................Theres a site for sore eyes.

    He is the king of one liners
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,908
    Isn't Tim Vine English mate ?

    Or am I missing something ?
  • eire blue
    Posts: 115

    Isn't Tim Vine English mate ?

    Or am I missing something ?


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    If he is i stand corrected mate.  Just heard it on local radio this morn, said Americian Comedian but they too could be as thick as me.
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,908
    Ha ha , he is great with one liners.

  • tickets11
    Posts: 1,002

    american????????


    one of the worst comedians out there, someone told me during his performance at live at the apollo people actually walked out he was that poor.

  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,908
    He's still good with one liners.

    Unfortunately that kind of comic can only keep an audience going for about 20 mins.

    Unlike say lee Evans or Dylan Moran
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,743
    tickets11 said:

    american????????


    one of the worst comedians out there, someone told me during his performance at live at the apollo people actually walked out he was that poor.


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    hahahah, i went to see him mate and he was brilliant! really entertaining, bit cheesy, but good fun!
  • tickets11
    Posts: 1,002

    tickets11 said:

    american????????


    one of the worst comedians out there, someone told me during his performance at live at the apollo people actually walked out he was that poor.


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    hahahah, i went to see him mate and he was brilliant! really entertaining, bit cheesy, but good fun!

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    after about 5 mins when they realized all he has is 1 liners, the audience got bored.  I  mean to start off with its fine but 1 hour of just that would get pretty boring.  Didnt he do a 45min set at Edinburgh festival and get booed off.


    people like lee mack,jason manford, frankie boyle, john bishop can make you laugh out loud and get some momentum going,  tim vine cant.

  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 20,144
    Just sent that ter me mum. she replied, "oh thanks, i'll have a look".
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,908
    I like my one liners like I like my tomatoes

    Straight from the vine.
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,743
    tickets11 said:

    tickets11 said:

    american????????


    one of the worst comedians out there, someone told me during his performance at live at the apollo people actually walked out he was that poor.


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    hahahah, i went to see him mate and he was brilliant! really entertaining, bit cheesy, but good fun!

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    after about 5 mins when they realized all he has is 1 liners, the audience got bored.  I  mean to start off with its fine but 1 hour of just that would get pretty boring.  Didnt he do a 45min set at Edinburgh festival and get booed off.


    people like lee mack,jason manford, frankie boyle, john bishop can make you laugh out loud and get some momentum going,  tim vine cant.


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    Jason Manford was brilliant live, probably the best ive seen, would love to see Lee Mack he is full of energy, my sister walked out of Frankie Boyle as she was disgusted at some parts of his humour and i tend to find John Bishop a bit boring now, i did by tickets to see him to go with my best mate, but since i bought them, he seems to be getting dull in my eyes, so ive told him he can take his missus instead :)
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,908
    I saw lee mack at the Apollo in Manchester. Was really funny.

    Saw mickey flannagan in the last year as well and he wasn't bad.

    But for pure non stop belly laugh , lee evans at the M.E.N was hilarious
  • tickets11
    Posts: 1,002

    tickets11 said:

    tickets11 said:

    american????????


    one of the worst comedians out there, someone told me during his performance at live at the apollo people actually walked out he was that poor.


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    hahahah, i went to see him mate and he was brilliant! really entertaining, bit cheesy, but good fun!

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    after about 5 mins when they realized all he has is 1 liners, the audience got bored.  I  mean to start off with its fine but 1 hour of just that would get pretty boring.  Didnt he do a 45min set at Edinburgh festival and get booed off.


    people like lee mack,jason manford, frankie boyle, john bishop can make you laugh out loud and get some momentum going,  tim vine cant.


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    Jason Manford was brilliant live, probably the best ive seen, would love to see Lee Mack he is full of energy, my sister walked out of Frankie Boyle as she was disgusted at some parts of his humour and i tend to find John Bishop a bit boring now, i did by tickets to see him to go with my best mate, but since i bought them, he seems to be getting dull in my eyes, so ive told him he can take his missus instead :)

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    thats what I like about boyle he says jokes others are too afraid to say.

    i saw dave chappelle live in canada, everyone was laughing from start to finish, he is probably the best I have seen live

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