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Dislocated Knee
  • Swarley
    Posts: 201

    Dislocated my knee playin in my 5-a-side team last night. Can honestly say it was the most pain I've ever felt in my life. 

    Anyone else had a similar injury?

  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    you never been bummed mate??
  • Swarley
    Posts: 201
    Not yet Sambo. Why, you offering?
  • Sheltieforce
    Posts: 435
    Swarley said:

    Not yet Sambo. Why, you offering?


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    lol
    sorry to laugh but i thought one of our boys had done it!

    yes i broke my left knee cap and still WALKED to college next day 3 miles away , cos 1 i was stupid AND 2 I didnt realise it was broken doh !
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,216
    Swarley said:

    Not yet Sambo. Why, you offering?


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    lololololol, go on then why not! seriously mate, ouch, i dont envy you, i remember in the 1992 euro's watching one of the danish players do it, was horrible, hope your on the mend soon!
  • Galway Blue Nose
    Posts: 461
    Broke my metatarsil at college playing football. Walked up a bitch of a hill the next morning then had a doc cut my new Levi 501's up to the knee. Could have killed the doc first and my Mum second for always telling me to dress in your best when going to see a doctor. Broke my collar bone,finger and dislocated shoulder playing football aswell. Wont be able to **** or kick with arthritis in years to come.
  • cuza 1878
    Posts: 192
    Broke 3 fingers, Metertarsal once, Ankle once, Wrist twice, Crackedd my head open, Smash my nose 3 times, bruised my spine bad and Tore my Anterior Cruciate Ligament while I developed a disease in it. BUT I AM NOT ACCIDENT PRONE!!!
  • cjohno
    Posts: 5,124
    Galway Blue Nose said:

    Broke my metatarsil at college playing football. Walked up a bitch of a hill the next morning then had a doc cut my new Levi 501's up to the knee. Could have killed the doc first and my Mum second for always telling me to dress in your best when going to see a doctor. Broke my collar bone,finger and dislocated shoulder playing football aswell. Wont be able to **** or kick with arthritis in years to come.


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    metatarsil lol who do you think you are david fooking beckham, it was a broken toe untill beckham made it trendy.
  • Galway Blue Nose
    Posts: 461
    cjohno said:

    Galway Blue Nose said:

    Broke my metatarsil at college playing football. Walked up a bitch of a hill the next morning then had a doc cut my new Levi 501's up to the knee. Could have killed the doc first and my Mum second for always telling me to dress in your best when going to see a doctor. Broke my collar bone,finger and dislocated shoulder playing football aswell. Wont be able to **** or kick with arthritis in years to come.


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    metatarsil lol who do you think you are david fooking beckham, it was a broken toe untill beckham made it trendy.

    Hahaha Mine happened before his. Toe my ****, its the smallest **** bone in your foot by all accounts. I my dear man set the trend, Golden Balls just followed.
  • Warrington Dan
    Posts: 8,858
    I fractured my wrist whilst doing an overhead kick on astro turf. Hit the ball quite sweet as well but I landed funny on hand and fecked my wrist up. That's going back about 5 or 6 years though. 
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,525
    Now then, there's my nose, my hip, my little finger, my knee, my lower back, my neck, my foot, my cut eye, my shin bone, my thumb, my shoulder apart from that im reasonably healthy.........
  • Shaun26
    Posts: 155
    Swarley said:

    Dislocated my knee playin in my 5-a-side team last night. Can honestly say it was the most pain I've ever felt in my life. 

    Anyone else had a similar injury?


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    Hi pal, yeah had three dislocations on my left knee, very very painful!! All i could say is take you physio seriously when your fit enough to do it as otherwise you ligament's will be to weak and over stretched giving you future problems, next comes Cortisone injections!!
  • Swarley
    Posts: 201
    Shaun26 said:


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    Hi pal, yeah had three dislocations on my left knee, very very painful!! All i could say is take you physio seriously when your fit enough to do it as otherwise you ligament's will be to weak and over stretched giving you future problems, next comes Cortisone injections!!

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    Cheers mate. The morphine was brilliant like. I'll find out Monday morning how long I need this splint on. Off work for a while as well so can't really complain. How long you guys reckon till I'll be able to place footy again?
  • Shaun26
    Posts: 155
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  • Shaun26
    Posts: 155
    Swarley said:

    Shaun26 said:


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    Hi pal, yeah had three dislocations on my left knee, very very painful!! All i could say is take you physio seriously when your fit enough to do it as otherwise you ligament's will be to weak and over stretched giving you future problems, next comes Cortisone injections!!

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    Cheers mate. The morphine was brilliant like. I'll find out Monday morning how long I need this splint on. Off work for a while as well so can't really complain. How long you guys reckon till I'll be able to place footy again?

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    Depends really pal, you could get back after 6 weeks, but more than likely 12 weeks. After 6 you'll have some muscle waste and will need to work on that to build the knee muscle's back up before you play a competitive game again.

    I would say get some Physio bands

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-Metre-Exercise-Resistance-Band-Physio-Yoga-Pilates-/160674412307?pt=UK_Sporting_Goods_Exercise_Fitness_Fitness_Accessories_ET&var=&hash=item6b1c60ed10

    Start at the lower resistance, there all different based on colour. All you do is stand on one side with your good leg and take the strain with the other. Really good for building knee muscule. When you are happy hop on one leg, the bad leg for about 25 metres, twisting direction, then do a fitness test on a running machine (about 1.5 miles, the time you set yourself should be based on you own fitness). I use this table:-

    Age Time (mins)
    Male
    16-24 11.13
    25-29 11.38
    30-34 12.08
    35-39 12.34
    40-44 13.02
    45-49 13.34
    50-54 14.02
    55-59 14.3
    Female
    16-24 13.15
    25-29 13.5
    30-34 14.28
    35-39 15.09
    40-44 15.52
    45-49 16.41
    50-54 17.15
    55-59 17.57

    This will esure that your knee is fully recovered DONT DO THIS UNITL YOU ARE SURE YOUR KNEE HAS THE MUSCLE BACK.

    Before anyone says, no that isnt my Ebay account lol Im not sellig my own product and ive never bought them from that Ebayer Lol
  • Tommo0316
    Posts: 75
    Iv had torn ligaments in my knee pre season a few seasons ago. Most painfull iv eva had. Plus side i came back afta 3 months of pain and got player of season award
  • blue32years
    Posts: 16,291
    Took an arrow to the knee once
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