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Transfer Confusion Explained
  • beertank
    Posts: 102
    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:

    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,519
    Shoulda spent some of that £3mil on decent phones instead of them lawnmowers.......
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,669
    beertank said:

    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:


    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!

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    Well I can see you have had a very productive day..............
  • beertank
    Posts: 102
    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:


    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!

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    Well I can see you have had a very productive day..............

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    Yeah took all of 3 minutes that!!!!
  • sambo applecart
    Posts: 24,197
    In tears laughing here Beetank mate, thats fooking brilliant mate lad! :D
  • beertank
    Posts: 102
    sambo applecart said:

    In tears laughing here Beetank mate, thats fooking brilliant mate lad! :D


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    Cheers not bad for '3 minutes work' lol  :-S
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,669
    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:


    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!

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    Well I can see you have had a very productive day..............

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    Yeah took all of 3 minutes that!!!!

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    That's 3 minutes you will never get back  :-q
  • beertank
    Posts: 102
    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:


    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!

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    Well I can see you have had a very productive day..............

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    Yeah took all of 3 minutes that!!!!

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    That's 3 minutes you will never get back  :-q

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    That's at least 15 mins now you'll never get back  =D>
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,669
    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:


    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!

    -----------------



    Well I can see you have had a very productive day..............

    -----------------



    Yeah took all of 3 minutes that!!!!

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    That's 3 minutes you will never get back  :-q

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    That's at least 15 mins now you'll never get back  =D>

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    Oh, so that's the way its going to be  >:/
  • beertank
    Posts: 102
    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:


    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!

    -----------------



    Well I can see you have had a very productive day..............

    -----------------



    Yeah took all of 3 minutes that!!!!

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    That's 3 minutes you will never get back  :-q

    -----------------



    That's at least 15 mins now you'll never get back  =D>

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    Oh, so that's the way its going to be  >:/

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    wow 20mins wasted now  :-)) =D>
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,669
    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    11blue said:

    beertank said:

    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:


    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!

    -----------------



    Well I can see you have had a very productive day..............

    -----------------



    Yeah took all of 3 minutes that!!!!

    -----------------



    That's 3 minutes you will never get back  :-q

    -----------------



    That's at least 15 mins now you'll never get back  =D>

    -----------------



    Oh, so that's the way its going to be  >:/

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    wow 20mins wasted now  :-)) =D>

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    :-W
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,753
    This is the sort of post the br needs. Good work Beertank lad. A good laugh that.
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,519
    Snowcone said:

    This is the sort of post the br needs. Good work Beertank lad. A good laugh that.



    Snowy, ive been working on an anagram for Nkicia Jelavic, you looking forward to it mate............................rest easy im srtuggling.......
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,753
    HOWIE8 said:

    Snowcone said:

    This is the sort of post the br needs. Good work Beertank lad. A good laugh that.



    Snowy, ive been working on an anagram for Nkicia Jelavic, you looking forward to it mate............................rest easy im srtuggling.......

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    Can't contain myself Howard. Went to wales last week to a horse gear shop only to find it closed due to a burglary. Flint, bit of a dump that place isn't it?
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,519
    Whaaaaaat Flint !!!!!! im surprised the shop hadnt gone aswell............Its where all the scousers go to live when they get their asbo's..........
  • Sheltieforce
    Posts: 435
    beertank said:

    Dont worry folks we arent signing anybody. Mega confusion and misquotes from those phone tappers using dodgy old equipment to hack Kenwrong:


    Were told were in for Jelavic, Doyle, Hoilett and Snodgrass

    What was actually said by Kenwrong was:

    (Kenwright On Phone To Head Chef)
    Listen we'll get some jelatine for you and some doylees for the tables in the canteen.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen were getting Jelavic and Doyle)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Moyes)
    Listen Dave ill make sure we get a new toilet for your office.
    (Phone hackers hear: Listen Dave ill make sure we get Hoilett to your office)

    (Kenwright On Phone To Groundsman)
    Sod the grass we will just get some used flymo's 
    (Phone hackers hear: Snodgrass we'll fly him here)

    See its all just a simple misunderstanding due to poor technology and phone hacking!!!

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    =D> =D> =D>
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,753
    HOWIE8 said:

    Whaaaaaat Flint !!!!!! im surprised the shop hadnt gone aswell............Its where all the scousers go to live when they get their asbo's..........


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    Its an outlet for a distributor. On the industrial estate off the a548. Had some real bargains from there, they had a load of gear robbed, thousands of pounds worth, saddles alone worth 2500 each. Reckon they'll turn up at Beeston auctions, pikeys everywhere.
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,519
    Abit worrying you know exactly what went missing.........no worries your secret is safe with me mate........
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,500
    He helped write the insurance claim an all...
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,519
    Well he's just bought the grandaughter of some famous racehorse i believe, must cost a lot of money to feed them and turnover of shovels for all that sh11t shovelling like........
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,753
    HOWIE8 said:

    Abit worrying you know exactly what went missing.........no worries your secret is safe with me mate........


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    Whereabouts you live then Howie?
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