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A message for the woman whos husband got ate by jaws
  • AndyForsyth
    Posts: 2,516
    escla said:

    AndyForsyth said:

    I worry about your obsession with knocking me at every opportunity, it's not healthy you know......



    No Andy, you got it wrong, what is not healthy is reveling in other people's sadness and misery by mocking their tragedy whilst wallowing in self pity and courting sympathy.


    Hang on, who's wallowing in self pity and courting sympathy? I've missed something.....
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 1,994
    Ignore him andy lid just read it all he seems to enjoy attacking you, me thinks he may fancy ya or something innit...
  • AndyForsyth
    Posts: 2,516
    Yobowannabe said:

    Ignore him andy lid just read it all he seems to enjoy attacking you, me thinks he may fancy ya or something innit...



    That's what I'm starting to think lid......
  • bluewookie
    Posts: 137
    Blue mist said:

    As the person who told one of the jokes,I was amazed how Andy got such a mouthful, and me nothing ,obviously cos i am new to this
    There will soon be as many comments on this thread as Saturdays match

    ffs somebody tell a joke , dare i suggest Escla



    An octopus walks into a bar claiming to be the best all round musician EVER.

    English bloke: Alright then, play this piano...

    The octopus starts banging away at the piano with all 8 legs...

    English man: F me! It's as if Elton John himself was playing here tonight...

    American Bloke: Yo Octo, I bet you can't play this Guitar?

    The Octopus grabs the guitar and thrashes out a blinding solo...

    American bloke: Hell yeah!! Are you Jimmy Hendrix in disguise?

    Scottish bloke: Play these bagpipes then Octopussy....

    After about 5 mins of fumbling about with the bagpipes the Scottish bloke shouts "Can ye no play it?" to which the octopus replies "Play it? I'm trying to fu(k it if I could only get these pyjamas off!!"
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 1,994
    he said a joke....
  • bluewookie
    Posts: 137
    Yobowannabe said:

    he said a joke....



    Where are yours then smart @r$e.

    Heckling from the background.....
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 1,994
    two blondes walk into a bar.......................... You would of thought one of them would of seen it...
  • bluewookie
    Posts: 137
    Yobowannabe said:

    two blondes walk into a bar.......................... You would of thought one of them would of seen it...



    ..........
  • Yobowannabe
    Posts: 1,994
    I thank you...
  • bluewookie
    Posts: 137
    In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom using a sheeps bladder. However in 1873 the English refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.
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