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A message for the woman whos husband got ate by jaws
  • Michael Barrymore
    Posts: 762
    plenty more fish in the sea

    BOOM BOOM
  • escla
    Posts: 2,453
    You are one sick specimen !
  • AndyForsyth
    Posts: 2,523
    The bloke was from Skem apparently....... And I actually read about something that was far worse than this the other day, dunno if anyone else heard about it, a Russian Teenager on her mobile to her Mum for an HOUR giving RUNNING COMMENTARY of being eaten alive by a bear! I mean, I know the article said she was screaming for her life, but it actually shows a degree of calmness for her to have been doing that........
  • escla
    Posts: 2,453
    AndyForsyth said:

    The bloke was from Skem apparently....... And I actually read about something that was far worse than this the other day, dunno if anyone else heard about it, a Russian Teenager on her mobile to her Mum for an HOUR giving RUNNING COMMENTARY of being eaten alive by a bear! I mean, I know the article said she was screaming for her life, but it actually shows a degree of calmness for her to have been doing that........


    Andy, you really should stop reading comics. So,you actually believe that someone gives a running commentary for one hour whilst being eaten alive by a bear ! That is unbelievable Andy, with Russian mobile charges that call would have cost a fortune !
  • blueforyou
    Posts: 50
    funny ****.r aren't you
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,896
    AndyForsyth said:

    The bloke was from Skem apparently....... And I actually read about something that was far worse than this the other day, dunno if anyone else heard about it, a Russian Teenager on her mobile to her Mum for an HOUR giving RUNNING COMMENTARY of being eaten alive by a bear! I mean, I know the article said she was screaming for her life, but it actually shows a degree of calmness for her to have been doing that........



    Have you noticed that people only get eaten by bears when the conservatives are in power?
  • AndyForsyth
    Posts: 2,523
    escla said:

    AndyForsyth said:

    The bloke was from Skem apparently....... And I actually read about something that was far worse than this the other day, dunno if anyone else heard about it, a Russian Teenager on her mobile to her Mum for an HOUR giving RUNNING COMMENTARY of being eaten alive by a bear! I mean, I know the article said she was screaming for her life, but it actually shows a degree of calmness for her to have been doing that........


    Andy, you really should stop reading comics. So,you actually believe that someone gives a running commentary for one hour whilst being eaten alive by a bear ! That is unbelievable Andy, with Russian mobile charges that call would have cost a fortune !


    You really ARE a plonker Rodney!


    http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/10063482/teen-calls-mum-as-bears-eat-her/
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,896
    AndyForsyth said:

    escla said:

    AndyForsyth said:

    The bloke was from Skem apparently....... And I actually read about something that was far worse than this the other day, dunno if anyone else heard about it, a Russian Teenager on her mobile to her Mum for an HOUR giving RUNNING COMMENTARY of being eaten alive by a bear! I mean, I know the article said she was screaming for her life, but it actually shows a degree of calmness for her to have been doing that........


    Andy, you really should stop reading comics. So,you actually believe that someone gives a running commentary for one hour whilst being eaten alive by a bear ! That is unbelievable Andy, with Russian mobile charges that call would have cost a fortune !


    You really ARE a plonker Rodney!


    http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/10063482/teen-calls-mum-as-bears-eat-her/


    To be honest Andy, what are the chances of remaining alive for one hour while a bear rips you to pieces. Also, you'd kind of want hands free as I'm pretty sure you'd use your hands to try to fight the bear off.
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253
    Snowcone said:

    AndyForsyth said:

    escla said:

    AndyForsyth said:

    The bloke was from Skem apparently....... And I actually read about something that was far worse than this the other day, dunno if anyone else heard about it, a Russian Teenager on her mobile to her Mum for an HOUR giving RUNNING COMMENTARY of being eaten alive by a bear! I mean, I know the article said she was screaming for her life, but it actually shows a degree of calmness for her to have been doing that........


    Andy, you really should stop reading comics. So,you actually believe that someone gives a running commentary for one hour whilst being eaten alive by a bear ! That is unbelievable Andy, with Russian mobile charges that call would have cost a fortune !


    You really ARE a plonker Rodney!


    http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/10063482/teen-calls-mum-as-bears-eat-her/


    To be honest Andy, what are the chances of remaining alive for one hour while a bear rips you to pieces. Also, you'd kind of want hands free as I'm pretty sure you'd use your hands to try to fight the bear off.


    Yeah, but if it was a pre-payment phone, you'd want to get your money's worth......I mean getting eaten is bad enough, but losing financially as well is just not on...........
  • cjohno
    Posts: 5,190
    idiot, think i would be phoning police or rescue services, how irresponsible of her mother not to hang up and get help,pity it wasnt one of the old phones she could of beat the bear senseless with it.
  • cjohno
    Posts: 5,190
    i would of passed the phone to the bear, if her mum goes on as much as mine does when i phone im pretty sure the bear would of fooooooked off
  • Daive521
    Posts: 2,329
    Reminds me of Alan Parsons joke. A Chap was viciously attacked by a Bear, and the 'footage' was shown on the News! Later, when the chap was interviewed in Hospital he said "What upset me the most was my 'so-called' friend calmly watching and video-ing it all"????
  • cjohno
    Posts: 5,190
    remind me of billy connoly joke about a wildlife camera crew filming grizzly bears, next minute the bears strarts growling and looking menacing, starts getting a little closer and growls some more, the sound engineer bends down and starts putting his Nikes on, the cameraman says you will never out run them, the sound engineer says i dont give a fk as long as i out run you :-))
  • Blue mist
    Posts: 24
    Doctors in the seychelles say the man chewed to death by a shark did not suffer too much as he was only married 11 days
  • AndyForsyth
    Posts: 2,523
    Blue mist said:

    Doctors in the seychelles say the man chewed to death by a shark did not suffer too much as he was only married 11 days



    Haha
  • escla
    Posts: 2,453
    AndyForsyth said:

    Blue mist said:

    Doctors in the seychelles say the man chewed to death by a shark did not suffer too much as he was only married 11 days



    Haha

    So you find it funny Andy that a young girl is widowed on her honeymoon and that her husband dies such a horrible death ?
    Yeah, realy funny Andy, Haha as you say you warped specimen.
  • [Deleted User]
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    escla said:

    AndyForsyth said:

    Blue mist said:

    Doctors in the seychelles say the man chewed to death by a shark did not suffer too much as he was only married 11 days



    Haha

    So you find it funny Andy that a young girl is widowed on her honeymoon and that her husband dies such a horrible death ?
    Yeah, realy funny Andy, Haha as you say you warped specimen.


    awsome news mate and i hope her bitterness finds men like me for the rest of her life, cat women alert.

  • AndyForsyth
    Posts: 2,523
    escla said:

    AndyForsyth said:

    Blue mist said:

    Doctors in the seychelles say the man chewed to death by a shark did not suffer too much as he was only married 11 days



    Haha

    So you find it funny Andy that a young girl is widowed on her honeymoon and that her husband dies such a horrible death ?
    Yeah, realy funny Andy, Haha as you say you warped specimen.


    Oh do one you sad waste of sperm!

  • escla
    Posts: 2,453
    AndyForsyth said:

    escla said:

    AndyForsyth said:

    Blue mist said:

    Doctors in the seychelles say the man chewed to death by a shark did not suffer too much as he was only married 11 days



    Haha

    So you find it funny Andy that a young girl is widowed on her honeymoon and that her husband dies such a horrible death ?
    Yeah, realy funny Andy, Haha as you say you warped specimen.


    Oh do one you sad waste of sperm!


    So you still find it funny,can you imagine the terror of this incident,what agony he must have been in, his wife a helpless witness to the agonising and brutal death of her husban, yeah, have a good laugh Andy,it's really **** hilarious isn't it you sad **** !
  • AndyForsyth
    Posts: 2,523
    I worry about your obsession with knocking me at every opportunity, it's not healthy you know......
  • Snowcone
    Posts: 6,896
    AndyForsyth said:

    I worry about your obsession with knocking me at every opportunity, it's not healthy you know......



    This wouldn't happen under a labour government.
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