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Posts: 24,197January 2012 A mate of mine is a legal secretary, and he was working on a case where a guy was caught red handed (and i mean actually in the act) of performing oral on a horse he owned. The story came out, that he had actually been doing it for years and years, and he was going to go to trial and plead not guilty (even though caught in the actual act) because he said, that as the horse was big enough and strong enough to get away from him if it so pleased, that the horse must have been enjoying it so he was doing nothing wrong. It was only literally 15 minutes before he went on trial that he got persuaded to change his plea to guilty to get a 'lighter' sentence.There was another tale about bestiality but you can read through the link for that......There some right weirdos out there isnt there??
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Posts: 6,751January 2012 Ohshit, is it illegal? I was just cleaning them. Funny though, few years ago I was stood watching my daughters riding lesson with this woman, the horse in the stable next to us had its tool out, she genuinely got excited, then i got excited. Reckon she'd have been on it if nobody was around. Dirty bint.
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Posts: 7,510January 2012sambo applecart said:
A mate of mine is a legal secretary, and he was working on a case where a guy was caught red handed (and i mean actually in the act) of performing oral on a horse he owned. The story came out, that he had actually been doing it for years and years, and he was going to go to trial and plead not guilty (even though caught in the actual act) because he said, that as the horse was big enough and strong enough to get away from him if it so pleased, that the horse must have been enjoying it so he was doing nothing wrong. It was only literally 15 minutes before he went on trial that he got persuaded to change his plea to guilty to get a 'lighter' sentence.
There was another tale about bestiality but you can read through the link for that......There some right weirdos out there isnt there??-----------------
Havent read the link, but the other fella coulda gone down......... -
Posts: 24,197January 2012Snowcone said:
Ohshit, is it illegal? I was just cleaning them. Funny though, few years ago I was stood watching my daughters riding lesson with this woman, the horse in the stable next to us had its tool out, she genuinely got excited, then i got excited. Reckon she'd have been on it if nobody was around. Dirty bint.
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Posts: 5,119January 2012Snowcone said:
Ohshit, is it illegal? I was just cleaning them. Funny though, few years ago I was stood watching my daughters riding lesson with this woman, the horse in the stable next to us had its tool out, she genuinely got excited, then i got excited. Reckon she'd have been on it if nobody was around. Dirty bint.
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when you say it had its tool out , had it dropped its trousers or just opened its flies? didnt know horses wore trouser or underwear.
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Posts: 6,751January 2012cjohno said:Snowcone said:
Ohshit, is it illegal? I was just cleaning them. Funny though, few years ago I was stood watching my daughters riding lesson with this woman, the horse in the stable next to us had its tool out, she genuinely got excited, then i got excited. Reckon she'd have been on it if nobody was around. Dirty bint.
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when you say it had its tool out , had it dropped its trousers or just opened its flies? didnt know horses wore trouser or underwear.-----------------
Don't be f'kin stupid, it shrinks back into its sheath Most of the time, should see it when they need cleanin though, just wrong. I've grabbed one by accident when reaching under to fasten a rug, I wouldn't be in any rush to do it on purpose. -
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Posts: 637January 2012 Cheers guys, after a **** morning at work thats really made me laugh, nowt as queer as folk!
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