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Andy Carroll Jokes
  • beertank
    Posts: 102
    The FA have brought in a new ruling. Anyone found passing to Andy Carroll will automatically receive a yellow card for time wasting.

    Liverpool have offered to sell Andy Carroll back to Newcastle Utd for free. Newcastle have reported Liverpool for threatening behaviour.

    Andy Carroll walks into a bar and orders a pint. "Thats £35 million pounds please" says the barman. "You've got to be joking?" says Carroll. "Funny thats what i said when i saw you're transfer fee" says the barman.

    Andy Carroll has revealed the t-shirt he has been wearing since he last scored, ready for when he scores his next goal. It says 'Save The Chilean Miners!"

    Subway have announced they no longer plan to name a sandwich after Andy Carroll due to cost issues. It would just be an expensive sub.

    There was a knock on my door this evening. When i answered there was a bunch of fat kopites singing 'He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll break your missus jaw.....'     Bloody Carroll singers.

    Andy Carroll and Steven Gerrard are excited about pairing up to form a strong attacking partnership.........They will be a real handful for any team of bouncers in Liverpool's nightclubs.

    Andy Carroll has turned down being the new face of L'oreal hair products as everyone burst into fits of laughter everytime he uttered the words "Because Im Worth It!"

    When a girl hits the floor & its not Collymore, Andy Carroll,
    When you're glassed in the face by a mag with no pace, Andy Carroll,
    When you're cars set on fire, called a **** and a liar, Andy Carroll,
    When you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll.

    Andy Carroll-The biggest waste of money since fat birds with nice haircuts.




  • Benjeey
    Posts: 320
    Quality lad Hahahaha :D
  • IhateRS
    Posts: 1,091
    First two are quality
  • 11blue
    Posts: 4,685
    IhateRS said:

    First two are quality


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    Yeah the first two are the best!
  • Benjeey
    Posts: 320
    The subway one is the best for me. Quality
  • lorrhapimp
    Posts: 307
    That just went to all my RS mates.

    Cheers mate
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