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ToffeeCup said:
I think he was a legend.
A legendary drinker, and comedy footballer. When he turned up our medical team noticed that his livers were f**ked and he said it was caused by the same incident that made him faint on TV after a game of football over a year ago.....we believed it and signed him up and then caught him paraletic out on the town during curfew and he claimed to have had his drink spiked.
He had his car and dog nicked and only wanted the dog back. I have no recollection as to what happened to the five rolex watches that were also stolen.
25k a week.... for eating fish and chips, setting fire to your flat and going out on the raz every day.
He may only have ever put in two crosses while he was here, but those were the best two crossed any Everton player put in while he was here.
VDM we salute you!
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ToffeeCup said:
I love balloteli and much as I wanted better from VDM, he pleased me more in his tme here than many other players who have contributed better things on the pitch have.
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AndyForsyth said:
ToffeeCup said:
I think he was a legend.
A legendary drinker, and comedy footballer. When he turned up our medical team noticed that his livers were f**ked and he said it was caused by the same incident that made him faint on TV after a game of football over a year ago.....we believed it and signed him up and then caught him paraletic out on the town during curfew and he claimed to have had his drink spiked.
He had his car and dog nicked and only wanted the dog back. I have no recollection as to what happened to the five rolex watches that were also stolen.
25k a week.... for eating fish and chips, setting fire to your flat and going out on the raz every day.
He may only have ever put in two crosses while he was here, but those were the best two crossed any Everton player put in while he was here.
VDM we salute you!-----------------
Ah yeah, I remember quite a few of those incidents, most notably the car and dog getting nicked. We need more comedy footballers, that's why having the likes of Ballotelli is good for the Premier League!
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