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She screams
  • Galway Blue Nose
    Posts: 461
    She is beside you. Her breathing is getting faster. Her temp is rising.She bits her lip.Her hands are getting clamy.Her blood pressure is rising.She starts to groan. Her chest and neck are flushed. She goans more deeply and then she screams................................

















    ALRIGHT YOU PARK THE FCUCKING CAR.
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,405
    Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.
  • fizzbomb
    Posts: 1,245
    hahaha fu*kin quality..............



    OGVs response that is like
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,401
    Sounds like me misses, made me think i was brilliant at making love, then we found out she had asthma.......
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,405
    Mate, am no doctor like but there's deffo a difference between the groans of passion and an asthmatic wheeze...
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,401
    yeah but after all these years i'd forgotten........rather have a pint these days mate.....
  • OldGoldenVision
    Posts: 19,405
    lol - bless yer! 
  • HOWIE8
    Posts: 7,401
    there again if it was "Claire from work" ....................
  • 1ceablue
    Posts: 3,253

    As you would have let her park the car in the first place, ffs......
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