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Is there a flying spaghetti monster?
  • Knoxy2001e
    Posts: 1,424

    The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream when this letter was published in May 2005.

    With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

    Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.

  • Knoxy2001e
    Posts: 1,424
    talk.notthetalk.com/discussion/list/7262?start=254

    "the flying spaghetti monster is an accursed, blasphemous profanity.

    and all those who have created this false idol will suffer forever more in the maw of the great beast that the one true Creator has in waiting for all those impious degenerates who fail to worship...

    the great woolly pink rhinoceros, [all powerful creator of the universe may peace be upon him]. 

    yes, on a planet in the center of a distant galaxy the the great woolly pink rhinoceros, [all powerful creator of the universe may peace be upon him] the one true G-d and cre-tor of the universe watches our pitiful little attempts to ignore him.

    he is a jealous, unforgiving Cre-tor of All. he watches everything you do, every minute of the day and if you refuse to pay him his due homage by grovelling obeisances he will, in his infinite wisdom, despatch you to that sea of **** that is reserved for all unbelievers. by the way he loves you all very much.

    those of you who wish to avoid this awful fate can do so by sending a cheque or cash to me, the only high priest of the great woolly pink rhinoceros, [all powerful creator of the universe may peace be upon him], for guaranteed redemption and entrance into the much nicer place that is reserved for all true believers and women with big ****."
  • IdiAminDaDa
    Posts: 7,516
    Makes as much sense as the other religions, I suppose like...
  • MavisCruet
    Posts: 1,794

    There is science behind it.  As I recall it was a graph with number of Pirates on one axis, global sea temperatures on the other.

    I had an FSM on the back of my car. :)

  • Knoxy2001e
    Posts: 1,424
    the good thing about the FSM is you can't crucify him. all those tentacles!
  • ToffeeCup
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    And....on the day of reckoning.... when it devours your motal soul...given the amount of bolognese you've eaten over the course of your life time...they'll be a certain amount of even handed fairness, an account settled, an evening of the score.... that to be honest...you'd be hard pressed to find in other religions.
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