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Posts: 6,693December 2011 Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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Posts: 6,693December 2011Richard Keys said:
Br cheaper to go to Toxteth they all commute on camels down there
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Granby Street? Fuckthat, take me chances with lions. She's looking into it now. Can't think of anything more boring to be honest. Seen one lion you've seen them all, they're always asleep anyway. -
Posts: 824December 2011Snowcone said:Richard Keys said:
Br cheaper to go to Toxteth they all commute on camels down there
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Granby Street? Fuckthat, take me chances with lions. She's looking into it now. Can't think of anything more boring to be honest. Seen one lion you've seen them all, they're always asleep anyway.-----------------
Yes Granby aka Liverpool safari park
Can't see the draw of Lions meself I'm not a wildlife person in fact it bores thearse of me
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Posts: 6,693December 2011 Me too, I was asked to pay 2 quid a month to save polar bears by some speccy bint in town, she said, "where will they go when the ice melts?""In the sea" I said.Same with Whales, I've seen them twice in my life, what difference would it make to me if they were all dead? None. Now ducks., I'd be lost without ducks.
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Posts: 824December 2011Snowcone said:
Me too, I was asked to pay 2 quid a month to save polar bears by some speccy bint in town, she said, "where will they go when the ice melts?"
"In the sea" I said.Same with Whales, I've seen them twice in my life, what difference would it make to me if they were all dead? None. Now ducks., I'd be lost without ducks.-----------------
Hahaha I like to barrack them people who pull you up in town as well especially them Chinese men with the placards
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Posts: 6,693December 2011Richard Keys said:Snowcone said:
Me too, I was asked to pay 2 quid a month to save polar bears by some speccy bint in town, she said, "where will they go when the ice melts?"
"In the sea" I said.Same with Whales, I've seen them twice in my life, what difference would it make to me if they were all dead? None. Now ducks., I'd be lost without ducks.-----------------
Hahaha I like to barrack them people who pull you up in town as well especially them Chinese men with the placards-----------------
I always say, "I don't give to charity" They ask why, They always regret it. -
Posts: 824December 2011Snowcone said:Richard Keys said:Snowcone said:
Me too, I was asked to pay 2 quid a month to save polar bears by some speccy bint in town, she said, "where will they go when the ice melts?"
"In the sea" I said.Same with Whales, I've seen them twice in my life, what difference would it make to me if they were all dead? None. Now ducks., I'd be lost without ducks.-----------------
Hahaha I like to barrack them people who pull you up in town as well especially them Chinese men with the placards-----------------
I always say, "I don't give to charity" They ask why, They always regret it.-----------------
I usually give false details to the littlewoods woman she doesn't ask me anymore
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Posts: 6,693December 2011 Haha, The Jehovahs witnesses are the best, they go home doubting their own beliefs, they used to keep coming back with their superiors and they'd go away broken and come back with their superiors. I forced a pastor from a new born christian place to run out of his own his in pieces once.
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Posts: 3,253December 2011Snowcone said:
Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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TBH it sound like a great idea. Stop fckn moaning, get it booked, and have a great time......... -
Posts: 6,693December 20111ceablue said:Snowcone said:
Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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TBH it sound like a great idea. Stop fckn moaning, get it booked, and have a great time.........-----------------
Horses are the most uncomfortable form of transport (Virgin airlines excluded of course). Also, I'm supposed to follow a load of people on horses, with flys swarming all around them, gorping at things I can see in Chester Zoo? Also. our horses shitthemselves when a pheasant pops out of a bush, what are they gonna do if a lion gets the munchies?
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Posts: 3,253December 2011Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:
Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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TBH it sound like a great idea. Stop fckn moaning, get it booked, and have a great time.........-----------------
Horses are the most uncomfortable form of transport (Virgin airlines excluded of course). Also, I'm supposed to follow a load of people on horses, with flys swarming all around them, gorping at things I can see in Chester Zoo? Also. our horses shitthemselves when a pheasant pops out of a bush, what are they gonna do if a lion gets the munchies?
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You get one chance at life my son, it is not a rehearsal. Get on your horse, drink your fckn milk and enjoy life....... -
Posts: 6,693December 20111ceablue said:Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:
Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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TBH it sound like a great idea. Stop fckn moaning, get it booked, and have a great time.........-----------------
Horses are the most uncomfortable form of transport (Virgin airlines excluded of course). Also, I'm supposed to follow a load of people on horses, with flys swarming all around them, gorping at things I can see in Chester Zoo? Also. our horses shitthemselves when a pheasant pops out of a bush, what are they gonna do if a lion gets the munchies?
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You get one chance at life my son, it is not a rehearsal. Get on your horse, drink your fckn milk and enjoy life.......-----------------
I got loads o f'kin horses already. I'm sick of holidays, more trouble than they're worth. I want to go to Argentina to look at the womensarses.
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Posts: 824December 2011Snowcone said:
Haha, The Jehovahs witnesses are the best, they go home doubting their own beliefs, they used to keep coming back with their superiors and they'd go away broken and come back with their superiors. I forced a pastor from a new born christian place to run out of his own his in pieces once.
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Oh themBastards they rued the day they knocked at mine half 9 Sunday morning after I'd been out the night before
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Posts: 3,253December 2011Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:
Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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TBH it sound like a great idea. Stop fckn moaning, get it booked, and have a great time.........-----------------
Horses are the most uncomfortable form of transport (Virgin airlines excluded of course). Also, I'm supposed to follow a load of people on horses, with flys swarming all around them, gorping at things I can see in Chester Zoo? Also. our horses shitthemselves when a pheasant pops out of a bush, what are they gonna do if a lion gets the munchies?
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You get one chance at life my son, it is not a rehearsal. Get on your horse, drink your fckn milk and enjoy life.......-----------------
I got loads o f'kin horses already. I'm sick of holidays, more trouble than they're worth. I want to go to Argentina to look at the womensarses.
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Why didn't you say. Forget Argentina, go to Brazil.......... -
Posts: 6,693December 2011Richard Keys said:Snowcone said:
Haha, The Jehovahs witnesses are the best, they go home doubting their own beliefs, they used to keep coming back with their superiors and they'd go away broken and come back with their superiors. I forced a pastor from a new born christian place to run out of his own his in pieces once.
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Oh themBastards they rued the day they knocked at mine half 9 Sunday morning after I'd been out the night before-----------------
Hahaha, I had a guy knock to get me to change leccy companies once, he leaned on the side of the door with his legs kind of crossed. He landed just outside my gate. Cheekyfattwat.
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Posts: 6,693December 20111ceablue said:Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:
Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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TBH it sound like a great idea. Stop fckn moaning, get it booked, and have a great time.........-----------------
Horses are the most uncomfortable form of transport (Virgin airlines excluded of course). Also, I'm supposed to follow a load of people on horses, with flys swarming all around them, gorping at things I can see in Chester Zoo? Also. our horses shitthemselves when a pheasant pops out of a bush, what are they gonna do if a lion gets the munchies?
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You get one chance at life my son, it is not a rehearsal. Get on your horse, drink your fckn milk and enjoy life.......-----------------
I got loads o f'kin horses already. I'm sick of holidays, more trouble than they're worth. I want to go to Argentina to look at the womensarses.
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Why didn't you say. Forget Argentina, go to Brazil..........-----------------
Lets just say I've tried Argentine steak and it was memorable.
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Posts: 8,858December 2011Snowcone said:
Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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Take your daughter to the slaughter :p -
Posts: 19,461December 2011 Yers 'ave missed a trick 'ere. If yer could get yer 'eads straight on travellin' five minutes through the tunnel yer can see monkeys an' all sorts!
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Posts: 824December 2011Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:1ceablue said:Snowcone said:
Not in a land rover though, on a f'kin horse. She's well after my insurance money. "Its brilliant dad, theres giraffes and everything."
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TBH it sound like a great idea. Stop fckn moaning, get it booked, and have a great time.........-----------------
Horses are the most uncomfortable form of transport (Virgin airlines excluded of course). Also, I'm supposed to follow a load of people on horses, with flys swarming all around them, gorping at things I can see in Chester Zoo? Also. our horses shitthemselves when a pheasant pops out of a bush, what are they gonna do if a lion gets the munchies?
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You get one chance at life my son, it is not a rehearsal. Get on your horse, drink your fckn milk and enjoy life.......-----------------
I got loads o f'kin horses already. I'm sick of holidays, more trouble than they're worth. I want to go to Argentina to look at the womensarses.
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Why didn't you say. Forget Argentina, go to Brazil..........-----------------
Lets just say I've tried Argentine steak and it was memorable.
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Thsat wasn't the ipod tart was it ?
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Posts: 824December 2011Snowcone said:Richard Keys said:Snowcone said:
Haha, The Jehovahs witnesses are the best, they go home doubting their own beliefs, they used to keep coming back with their superiors and they'd go away broken and come back with their superiors. I forced a pastor from a new born christian place to run out of his own his in pieces once.
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Oh themBastards they rued the day they knocked at mine half 9 Sunday morning after I'd been out the night before-----------------
Hahaha, I had a guy knock to get me to change leccy companies once, he leaned on the side of the door with his legs kind of crossed. He landed just outside my gate. Cheekyfattwat.
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They're just as bad I hope he landed ion his head
They tell more lies than the Jehovah's
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