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Footballers... haha muppets
  • IhateRS
    Posts: 1,091


    Found this in my inbox from a few years back.. Made me laugh re-reading it.


    Who
    said footballers aren't
    intelligent?







    "My parents have
    always been there for me, ever since I was about
    7."

    David Beckham



    "I would not be
    bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the
    league."

    Mark Viduka



    "Alex Ferguson is
    the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the
    only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the
    best manager I've ever had."

    David
    Beckham



    "If you don't believe you can win,
    there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the
    day."

    Neville Southall



    "I've had 14
    bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
    which were disputable."

    Paul
    Gascoigne



    "I've never wanted to leave. I'm
    here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as
    well."

    Alan Shearer



    "I'd like to play
    for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

    Mark
    Draper



    "You've got to believe that you're
    going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until
    the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."

    Peter
    Shilton



    "I faxed a transfer request to the
    club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I
    don't want to leave Leicester "

    Stan
    Collymore



    "I was watching
    the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed
    on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first
    minute at Birmingham . My first reaction was to
    ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing."


    "Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost
    us the match."

    Ian Wright



    "I'm as
    happy as I can be - but I have been happier."

    Ugo
    Ehiogu



    " Leeds is a great club and
    it's been my home for years, even though I live in
    Middlesborough."

    Jonathan Woodgate



    "I
    can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."

    Stuart
    Pearce



    "I took a whack on my left ankle, but
    something told me it was my right."

    Lee
    Hendrie



    "I couldn't settle
    in Italy - it was like living in a foreign
    country."

    Ian Rush



    "Germany are a
    very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out
    there today."

    Steve Lomas



    "I always
    used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my
    right sock."

    Barry Venison



    "I
    definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I
    don't know into what religion yet."

    David
    Beckham



    "The Brazilians were South American,
    and the Ukrainians will be more European."

    Phil
    Neville



    "All that remains is for a few dots
    and commas to be crossed."

    Mitchell
    Thomas



    "One accusation you can't throw at me
    is that I've always done my best."

    Alan
    Shearer



    "I'd rather play in front of a full
    house than an empty crowd."

    Johnny
    Giles

  • milky71
    Posts: 8,787
    true numpties.

    I wouldinclude a number of Moyes team sheets to this list

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